Garrett

Garrett is usually someone with a tiny dick and has clinical depression he is fat and eats to cope with his mommy issues and watches gay porn

Garrett is so gay
No one likes Garrett

by Bigham42069 November 23, 2021

Garrett

Garrett is a person that will treat you sweet and nice at first, but later stab you in the back. They're addicted to porn, lying, and sexting. They can get hard anywhere and love to masturbate; especially when they're feeling horny. They're not nearly attractive as other boys and play Minecraft like losers. They're not worth you're time, and chances are they're going to break up with over text rather than over phone, especially if you guys have been dating for a long time.

Juliana: "You're dating Garrett, right?
Stacie: "Yeah, why?"
Juliana: "Garrett's only using you for pleasure Stacie."
Stacie: "Yikes..I'm going to break up with Garrett then."

by justtellingthetruth36 June 15, 2019

Garrett

has gonnoreah bad... but loves his danny devito

danny devito: ur hot but u have reah
Garrett: shit my bad

by dannydevitolover February 16, 2019

Garrett Kimzey

A Garrett Kimzey is a somtimes nice person but is always very needy and is a big lier. A garrett is amazing with girls . Relationship s with a Garrett never last wrong

Our classmate is quite the Garrett Kimzey

by A_Random_Human_Being September 8, 2020

Garrett lowery

A guy who’s raped girls he also can never keep a steady relationship and also is a man hoe

Dang That guy is such a garrett lowery

by Tripxx_emma November 12, 2019

Garrett

Knows every word to every Marshall mathers song ever! Always sleepy! Goes by the name “slim toofpick”.
Enjoys long walks in the park, pool, and getting gang banged by African American males

“Wow look at that dude I bet he likes black dick, what a Garrett”

by Garrettisgay2 June 2, 2018

Garrett

The kid who has a crush on a girl and shows it by pulling on her ponytail in class.

Garrett decided to go on a bike ride.

by abcde4568 April 9, 2019