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Gerner

a Danish middle name, usually used for people with no football skills at all. In danish these are called "Bold Mongoler" or "Ball Morons" they tend to forget the complete lack of skill the posses and therefor feel the need to push people to get the ball...

These people get their names by their parents who, when the child reach the age of 4, starts to notice the kids total fumbling when a ball is involved
OH MY GOD! Did you see how he tripped on the ball and burned the house down with his complete lack of skill? Silly boy.. lets give him the Gerner midle name
by Jens Rasmussen April 20, 2004
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gurner

prospective pikey. First stage of pikeydom. short stumpy teeth.
the cunt was gurning to much, they wouldn't let him in.
by chanelle knows where u live September 14, 2003
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Gainer

Guy: hey baby
Girl: hi there! You smell nice
Guy: must be my gainer
by cultRECKLESS July 18, 2012
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The Garnett

To block a practice or warm up shot in basketball that occurs after a whistle or any other dead ball situation during a game.
Johnny tried to get his rhythm back from the arc and attempted a three after a foul away from the ball, but a player from the other team pulled "the Garnett" and stuffed the ball as it descended towards the rim.
by Creonptc March 20, 2011
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garter belt

adj. Describes something universally hailed as sexy, but which is not sexy at all.
My boyfriend wanted to bring whipped cream to bed last night, but I told him, "that is so garter belt."

Leopard skin sheets are garter belt.

Credit: Maggie G. -AZ
by River Ratty October 22, 2005
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gurner

To half moon an audience. Usually with torn pants.
Oh My God - that guy needs to sit down he just did a gurner at the crowd!
by Beast/o/Burden August 10, 2007
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brett gardner

young centerfielder for the new york yankees (go YANKS!) born in holly hill, north carolina

can do a lot very well and his biggest attribute is his speed (said to be the fastest player in the whole YANKEES organization) but is also a mean fielder and is getting better at his batting.

first major league game was june 30, 2008
had 11 at-bats (not counting walks) before getting a hit but ended up with a respectable .228 BA by the end of the season (considering that he started to play a little after half of the season)

could be considered the yankees' version of jacoby ellsbury

he is also a prime example of why the yankees dont necesseraly need to get all their players from trades and free agency (yea even if im a yankee fan. im not too hot on everything they do, i dont understand why they dont call up more people from the minors, some of the yankees' greates players (ex: jeter, posada and mariano rivera) came from the farm system. but oh well, they got the money so why not.)
kid 1:hey that brett gardner kid sure is fast.

kid 2:i know he'll probably be a really good ball player

kid 1: and they didnt even have to get him in the free agency either!

kid 2: no way! so what the traded for him?

kid 1: no way man hes from their farm system!

kid 2: wow, well that just goes toshow you i guess
by preety big yankee fan January 7, 2009
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