a small town full of trumpies. if you're not republican and over the age of 10, give up hope of making friends. there's almost nothing to do.
Kaelin: yea when my mom has custody of me i go to cottage grove oregon. i dont go to school there so its impossible to make friends.
Friend in dads town: ew that sucks:( get well soon
Friend in dads town: ew that sucks:( get well soon
by pissingincups March 22, 2022
Get the Cottage Grove Oregonmug. A high school located in elk grove village IL full of hot Cheeto Latina girls with fake eyelashes and suburban gangster Edgars who can't go without saying the N word every sentence. You usually spot these Edgars in their natural habitat such as the bathrooms, and Lions park smoking like it's their last day on earth. The school is known for also having a garbage football team.
Typical day in Elk grove high school
Edgar 1 in the bathroom: Damn bro my banana gorilla kush cart ran out
Edgar 2: It's okay bro I got a Strawberry moon galaxy Zaza cart here.
Edgar 1: Damn we finna get all the bad girls now
(Security radio approaching the bathroom)
Edgar 1 in the bathroom: Damn bro my banana gorilla kush cart ran out
Edgar 2: It's okay bro I got a Strawberry moon galaxy Zaza cart here.
Edgar 1: Damn we finna get all the bad girls now
(Security radio approaching the bathroom)
by IntellegentEdgar February 21, 2023
Get the Elk Grove high schoolmug. by Kaylah Barger April 15, 2015
Get the John Grovemug. hey do you know anyone who goes to our lady’s grove?
yeah of course HJH go there duh
omg they’re so cool i wanna be those girls
yeah of course HJH go there duh
omg they’re so cool i wanna be those girls
by cowgirlio August 22, 2021
Get the our lady’s grovemug. by KnightroKnight September 14, 2016
Get the elizabeth grovesmug. The best place for food Adelaide. Everything is so cheap and the services is great. Just kidding cunt the only reason cunts go their is to dack jerky and monsters. The Indian cunt at the front of the store is clueless and has no clue what’s going on while 5 cunts dack 30 bucks worth of food each. If the cunt knows what’s going on the lads say fuck off dog we know where you live you gronk. Sometime cunts stand at the front and ask him how much are the hotdogs when there is no hotdogs even there. If you get caught racking all you say is say mums cunt or are you refusing. The Indian cunt is only there past 12:00am if there is a white guy there you are screwed. But the Indian is so dumb he thinks people just looking for food but they walk out with 1 person buying a snickers bar while they leave laughing about how much of a loser the paki cunt is
“Shit cunt the Indian is at the Grove OTR”
“Fuck cunt were racking the whole store the dog doesn’t know what’s going on”
“Fuck cunt were racking the whole store the dog doesn’t know what’s going on”
by kel dog January 27, 2022
Get the Grove OTRmug. 