grand china

fine ass asian chick

dropped by the spot, peepin grand china everywhere

by D-Rock December 15, 2004

grand dragon

noun- The highest rank in the KKK.

I, a dumb,redneck, hick, am a grand dragon, a person who leds my members in the KKK.

by rain_man March 09, 2006

Grand Master

To obtain 100 skill points in any given skill in the world of Ultima Online.

Bob managed to 7x Grand Master (GM) his newest character in less than a week. As he didn't leave his computer for days on end he had to poopsock numerous times.

by Dasspam November 08, 2009

The Grand Reveal

When either facing a large audience or your significant other, one unzips his trousers and uncoils his 'hog', while uttering the phrase (in the most perverted voice)..."You like?"

"At each chance possible, the gang usually performed The Grand Reveal...typically trying to out do the other's portrayal of 'You liiiiiiiiike"

by Hogsmen November 26, 2013

grand mal

Epilepsy characterized by loss of consciousness, frothing at the mouth, etc. See also epilepsy or petit mal.

"Kris has grand mal, we hope he gets better."

by DiiKaBaKa January 24, 2004

grand canyon

a vagina that is loose and dry

a female version of the male "chode"( a penis that is wider than it is long)

Bitch: Marty you have a chode.
Marty: Oh ya, Bitch, you have a grand canyon.

by the vagina cutter January 19, 2009

Grand Opening

A complimentary way to refer to a woman's vagina.

Sarah: That was amazing!
Bill: You sure do have a grand opening!

by drifthunter August 16, 2010