Grandpa hour tends to be the last hour of the day and affects men's cognitive and physical abilities. In summary, it is when men truly feel their age (and in many cases feel even older). Typically Grandpa hour sets in at around 30 years old but has been known to affect men as young as 25.
* Three thirty-somethings playing an online first person shooter against much better, young opposition
Michael - Where should we head to next?
Mark - How about this area?
Tom - Shit! There's players on the map!
Michael - Tag them Tom! Fucking tag! Where?!?? The map is huge!
Mark - Of course there's players you twat! There's 150 of us!
Michael - Ah hold up. It's 10pm. It's Grandpa hour. He can no longer do words. In fact, we're all fucked now.
Michael - Where should we head to next?
Mark - How about this area?
Tom - Shit! There's players on the map!
Michael - Tag them Tom! Fucking tag! Where?!?? The map is huge!
Mark - Of course there's players you twat! There's 150 of us!
Michael - Ah hold up. It's 10pm. It's Grandpa hour. He can no longer do words. In fact, we're all fucked now.
by MrTeacherMan August 13, 2020
Get the Grandpa hourmug. When your Step-Grandpa has an affair with your biological aunty, then marries her. Technically not insest, but still immoral.
He used to be my Grandpa by marriage (step) but had an affair with my aunty, so grandma kicked him out and he married aunty. He used to be grandpa, but now he is my uncle ... my uncle grandpa
by anon-nz August 10, 2019
Get the Uncle Grandpamug. A cunning yet somewhat skill procedure that involves a lady (i.e. a dirty whore ) to gently stick her finger up an older mans ass, whilst performing fellatio.
" i picked up this young chic at the bar last night" and? " She gave me a blowjob and topped that off with a grandpa's toolbox
by 427big cat November 9, 2018
Get the grandpa's toolboxmug. Lincoln pressed the jump button when he meant to press dodge, costing his team the win.
He's been doin it all game.
Freddy has a case of the grandpa hands.
James kept dropping the wrench, even tho he didn't have to hold it weird, and the job was really straightforward.
James has grandpa hands.
He's been doin it all game.
Freddy has a case of the grandpa hands.
James kept dropping the wrench, even tho he didn't have to hold it weird, and the job was really straightforward.
James has grandpa hands.
by jaebbles May 2, 2023
Get the grandpa handsmug. by Onomatopeeinya November 21, 2020
Get the Listening to grandpas jukeboxmug. grandpas dick can not get hard any more and grandma is getting pissed off so grandpa takes Viagra to get it hard tell your significant other this if they have erectile dysfunction
by WalmartIsNOToverrated December 24, 2022
Get the grandpa cant get it upmug. by Doctor Allen December 15, 2017
Get the frosty grandpamug.