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Grandpa hour

Grandpa hour tends to be the last hour of the day and affects men's cognitive and physical abilities. In summary, it is when men truly feel their age (and in many cases feel even older). Typically Grandpa hour sets in at around 30 years old but has been known to affect men as young as 25.
* Three thirty-somethings playing an online first person shooter against much better, young opposition

Michael - Where should we head to next?
Mark - How about this area?
Tom - Shit! There's players on the map!
Michael - Tag them Tom! Fucking tag! Where?!?? The map is huge!

Mark - Of course there's players you twat! There's 150 of us!
Michael - Ah hold up. It's 10pm. It's Grandpa hour. He can no longer do words. In fact, we're all fucked now.
by MrTeacherMan August 13, 2020
mugGet the Grandpa hourmug.

Uncle Grandpa

When your Step-Grandpa has an affair with your biological aunty, then marries her. Technically not insest, but still immoral.
He used to be my Grandpa by marriage (step) but had an affair with my aunty, so grandma kicked him out and he married aunty. He used to be grandpa, but now he is my uncle ... my uncle grandpa
by anon-nz August 10, 2019
mugGet the Uncle Grandpamug.

grandpa's toolbox

A cunning yet somewhat skill procedure that involves a lady (i.e. a dirty whore ) to gently stick her finger up an older mans ass, whilst performing fellatio.
" i picked up this young chic at the bar last night" and? " She gave me a blowjob and topped that off with a grandpa's toolbox
by 427big cat November 9, 2018
mugGet the grandpa's toolboxmug.

grandpa hands

Poor ability to use your hands in a precise and coordinated way.
Lincoln pressed the jump button when he meant to press dodge, costing his team the win.
He's been doin it all game.
Freddy has a case of the grandpa hands.

James kept dropping the wrench, even tho he didn't have to hold it weird, and the job was really straightforward.
James has grandpa hands.
by jaebbles May 2, 2023
mugGet the grandpa handsmug.

Listening to grandpas jukebox

Licking your partners bung hole after jizzing on it
Yo bro I was listening to grandpas jukebox with this bitch last night.
by Onomatopeeinya November 21, 2020
mugGet the Listening to grandpas jukeboxmug.

grandpa cant get it up

grandpas dick can not get hard any more and grandma is getting pissed off so grandpa takes Viagra to get it hard tell your significant other this if they have erectile dysfunction
(grandma from other room) grandpa cant get it up can you now
by WalmartIsNOToverrated December 24, 2022
mugGet the grandpa cant get it upmug.

frosty grandpa

The act of shoving frozen bread inside of your rectal cavity
Dude I gave my dog a frosty grandpa
by Doctor Allen December 15, 2017
mugGet the frosty grandpamug.

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