by Sorry about your goldfish. February 17, 2021
Get the Sorry about your goldfish. mug.a cigar that had the tobacco entirely removed without breaking the cigar shell with a pair of tweezers and being completely refilled with marijuana and packed tight to fill it up with the most weed. i recommend you to try it wit a cohiba cigar.
NOW U SMOKIN LIKE A MOBSTA!!!
NOW U SMOKIN LIKE A MOBSTA!!!
jus made a godfather without even breakin up diz cigar, lez chill like mobstas and get high az fuck.
by choppaz n nines March 31, 2008
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by Anne_Franku July 20, 2016
Get the GOMFSFB mug.Now Kate, I'm not looking to be your godfather, but I'm going to give you my business card in case you want to let's please meet up in the near future.
by Wordsworth (1770-1850) January 17, 2007
Get the godfather mug.A ridiculous, yet dignified version of 'goodbye', used frequently by Tom Baker while he narrated Little Britain.
"Well it's been alot of fun, hasn't it? If you enjoyed this series of Little Britain, and you happen to see me on the street, you might like to come up to me and run your hands up the inside of my leg. Goodfry!"
by Alex Quantashassle April 9, 2005
Get the goodfry mug.The hypothesized instantaneous creation of the universe by a single, all-powerful being, esp. Yahweh/Allah, from a complete and utter void, absent of matter.
Monotheist: "God created everything we see out of absolutely nothing."
Smartass: "So we exist because of some godfart?"
Smartass: "So we exist because of some godfart?"
by To-Chi August 14, 2010
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The gold fish theory is put into place when a person of minimal intelligence repeatedly asks the same question over and over within a 3 second time frame. This is most likely caused by the person have ancestry tracing back to goldfish. You will experience the Goldfish Theory more in depth if you work in the IT or MIS related fields. 80% of users will experience Goldfishism when they continue to ask the same question over and over and over and over and over.
Overfeeding these users is not recommended, but is a known solution to resolve Goldfish Theory. (Please note over feeding the user may result in death of the user, this is very similar to when you overfeed a goldfish.)
The gold fish theory is put into place when a person of minimal intelligence repeatedly asks the same question over and over within a 3 second time frame. This is most likely caused by the person have ancestry tracing back to goldfish. You will experience the Goldfish Theory more in depth if you work in the IT or MIS related fields. 80% of users will experience Goldfishism when they continue to ask the same question over and over and over and over and over.
Overfeeding these users is not recommended, but is a known solution to resolve Goldfish Theory. (Please note over feeding the user may result in death of the user, this is very similar to when you overfeed a goldfish.)
User: Hi, how do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks
3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks
3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks
3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Here, have 10 cakes!!!!
User: glub glub glub
*User goes belly up*
IT: Cheers!
Thus, Goldfish Theory
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks
3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks
3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks
3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Here, have 10 cakes!!!!
User: glub glub glub
*User goes belly up*
IT: Cheers!
Thus, Goldfish Theory
by DZX December 16, 2010
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