Basic carrot and stick system, whereby you promise someone to suck their cock in exchange for a good/service by a certain date. However if they fail to deliver on that date, they owe you a bloj instead.
<Tues> "Jeff, if you get me that wire by Weds I'll suck your cock."
<Tues> "Done! Get ready for a fat one in your mouth!"
<Weds> no wire
<Thurs> no wire
<Fri> "That's it Jeff, I invoke the right of Reverse Gobble Debt!"
<Fri> "aww, god damn it...I deserve that for lagging all the time, I guess you get to fuck my throat and make me Gwock hard"
<Tues> "Done! Get ready for a fat one in your mouth!"
<Weds> no wire
<Thurs> no wire
<Fri> "That's it Jeff, I invoke the right of Reverse Gobble Debt!"
<Fri> "aww, god damn it...I deserve that for lagging all the time, I guess you get to fuck my throat and make me Gwock hard"
by myfakeurbanDname March 06, 2020
by That’s bitch. Pearllll March 07, 2020
Term/phrase used to define a group of hot, middle-aged, mature women, who are in their sexual prime & always together - ready to pounce on willing male suitors for their mouths & vaginas to "gobble" without reservations or mercy - so that either one or both openings receives their desired reward of a warm, protein man-shake!!
"A Gobble Of Gash were on the prowl that night, with one goal in mind: to have semen filling up & over-flowing EVERY, SINGLE OPENING in & on their sexually charged bodies, so that once the dust had settled, their satisfaction had been achieved through the acquiring of the only substance that could & would satisfy their force-of-nature, sexual cravings: baby batter from the cocks they worship, like the religious idols of old."
by FurrCoin June 11, 2023
by bigbewbsfatcaulk October 22, 2022
Pre-wedding jitters resulting in one last fling with an ex, a piece of eye candy or a total stranger
Amy had had a crush on work colleague Stuart for years. She knew when she married Michael that was it for life. Determined to go out in a blaze of glory Amy dropped to her knees and gave Stuart a Wobble Gobble before the big day.
by Oneandahole December 16, 2021
1. Your gobble chops were flying with abandon while you munched down on that buttered popcorn.
2. I saw a wake of kernels parting between your teeth as your gobble chops munched down on that buttered popcorn.
2. I saw a wake of kernels parting between your teeth as your gobble chops munched down on that buttered popcorn.
by Hobbitess June 10, 2013
Rolling up numerous slices of bologna, gently placing them into the vagina of two women and then seeing who can eat all of bologna first while blindfolded and hands tied behind their back.
by Gobble420 March 29, 2017