Gift Grab

Invited to a birthday party, wedding, baby or bridal shower by someone rarely see or talk to just to bring a gift. Invite is usually by mass email. Not really friends with the person.

Receive mass email invite to someone's birthday party, whom I have not spoken to in a year. Tried to maintain contact or get together, but person too busy to get together, usually makes no effort. Told by friend when people who make no effort to call or stay in contact, but send out a mass birthday or shower e-vite, are gift grabbing.

Attend baby shower, mother to be barely acknowledges your presence, but happy to take the gift you spent your money on. Barely or does not say "thank you", receive a thank you note via email by the grandmother to be. Blatant gift grab.

by dondoca August 22, 2009

school for the gifted

A phrase stated whenever a person incorrectly pushes or pulls on a door that only moves in the other direction, thus it must be pulled or pushed, respectively. Originates from the Far Side cartoon.

Haha, school for the gifted.

by Street Urchin April 6, 2004

precious gift

virginity; a special present given to you by Jesus that you give to a noble courtier (or a random guy you meet at a frat party)

Chris Martin lost his precious gift at the age of 23.

Flava Flav lost his precious gift at the age of 6.

by savingitformarraige09 October 19, 2009

Gifted

used by those 'in the know' to denote high intelligence and general smart-ass ness

rah, gifted and talented, rah? i went to uni when i was 3, i'm so gifted

by §ª®ª November 6, 2003

lifted and gifted

to become and remain in the supreme state of nirvana through a substance known as marijuana.

i've gotten high a ton of times, but i got lifted and gifted for the first time last night.

by The Flo October 1, 2007

Look a gift horse in the mouth

to be critical of a present or gift

Despite thought put into the gift, he decided to look a gift horse in the mouth and commented on the cheapness of the gift

by stanzz October 25, 2006

Gifard

noun; a very smooth guy who has real good game; usually a player but when he falls in love with someone he is loyal to that one person; charismatic and funny guy who has a lot of friends and can make anyone like him; also loves using the words yeee and green; obviously a Palm Beach native

Gifard is the man.

by JoMoses October 8, 2008