gaffed

to be in a very high state

blonk was so gaffed he forgot his own birthday 2 years running

by happinessisi September 14, 2006

Gaffa

A White South African, Generally racist, but used commonly to describe white South African's. Relative to Kaffer (black south african)

Barry: Look at that Gaffa prick... Thinks he can still reside in our glourious country without an apropriate visa?

Michael: Yeh F*****g Gaffa

by Jay Martyn December 19, 2007

Gaffer

Someone who is extraordinarily good at gaffing fish while ice fishing. Never misses a chance to land a fish.

Ryan is our gaffer without a doubt.

by Whisperer January 27, 2009

gaffy

to get clubbed with a "gaffy stick", which is the same as a club

I'm gonna gaffy you if you dont watch out!

He got gaffied like a little bitch.

I'll get my gaffy stick so we can go gaffy some folks up.

by velkyn November 30, 2003

gaffit

switch the g and the f's and u got it... (see moho)

Don't jack my donutes gaffit!

by Mr. Riblow September 24, 2004

gaffled

Getting beat down bad.

That dude totally got gaffled, he can't even walk straight any more.

by zap22 August 31, 2005

Gaffle

1. To get over on "The System" or "The Man".

2. To undercut

3. To lie for a cause

1. They trippin' at Target! I lost the receipt for this broke ass clock radio, so Im'ma have ta' bust a gaffle by buying the same clock and returning this old one the next day using the new receipt.

2.These niggas think they can gaffle my ass by payin me for only 8 hours when I worked 11... So, I just gaffled they asses back by fillin' out 2 time cards!

3. President Bush tried to gaffle America by associating Iraq with the war on terror... That fool knows it's all about the mutha fuckin' oil he can grease his pockets with!

by Herm aka: Dangle May 9, 2004