Futurenanigans

Shenanigans that will happen in the future

A: Yeah, I totally am going out with this girl
B: I call futurenanigans
A: Aw

by JammySplodge August 10, 2015

Future wifey

A young woman that still believes in marriage and intends on being someones wife one day.

"Nah she wouldn't sleep around, she respects herself, she's a future wifey."

by commander_nic June 12, 2016

Watch Futurama

1.Smoking pot
2.Watching a show called Futurama

1.Lets go watch some Futurama!
2.Lets go Watch Futurama

by emzow September 24, 2006

Not-too-distant future

No more than ten years from now.

Wow, this place looks like it's from the not-too-distant future!

by Monty Park July 13, 2009

Future-fuck

to fathom certain possibilities then hold them in place as inevitable events, thereby constipating the feeling heart with the weight of fear.

It could have been a really great evening, but I future-fucked myself imagining how he'd ask me to cut my hair and learn how to barbeque "weenies"

by great nothing January 12, 2009

Future Fucked

Some who is future fucked or who is future fucking people up,

1. (n) Can be a kid from birth to 10 that follows current clothing, music, and television trends.

2. (v) Someone who forces all of the current trends upon their children or the children around them.

They will be idiots when they grow up, and they will have no real culture of their own.

1. Little Johnny knows all of the rappers, wears baggy jeans that show his boxers, he loves MTV, and he thinks he has bitches and homies. He's definitely Future Fucked.

2. Johnny's parents are Future Fucking him, by buying him gold chains instead of food, teaching him rap songs instead of grammar, have him watch MTV instead of Sesame Street, and letting him hang out with all the bad kids.

by Frank Rider August 23, 2009

futurbate

The act of stimulating oneself to the point of orgasm whilst imagining the future, mature appearance of an unfortunately under-aged hottie.

Why should I have to wait 3 years to masturbate to an 18 year old Selena Gomez when I can futurbate to her right now?

by Time Traveling Masturbator March 18, 2011