A Foetida marriage is a platonic female marriage, which is a variant of the term lavender marriage, whereby two female friends bond together around the age of 30 and onwards, unable to form significant romantic relationships, they bond together out of a need for companionship. Coined after the Latin term "Rosa foetida", a yellow Persian rose which is symbolic of platonic friendship.
"Did you hear?" "Annabelle and Marchella have a foetida marriage, I hear they even got a house together".
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Can also be used to refer to recent fecal departures.
Can also be used to refer to recent fecal departures.
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"Solid foes, bro."
"Man those beansprouts resulted in some solid foes!"
"Solid foes, bro."
"Man those beansprouts resulted in some solid foes!"
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