Flute

A concert or marching band instrument. It has a high notes that can make grown men cry, and low notes that can calm crying babies. It is the best instrument known to mankind. Band directors find the flute players to be hateful. They have the biggest ego. Forget about trumpet egos. Flutes are worse.

Smith-The flutes this season are multiplying.

Flute player- It's because we're the best.

by Queen Alice July 25, 2015

FLUed

A word that means you caught a Flu

( not really a word but I made it up )

-Are you okay?
- I just got FLUed, no big deal.

by Haleem El February 16, 2019

zute flute

a bong, something used to smoke marajuana or other drugs

He carefully hid his zute flute underneath his seat so the cop wouldnt see it when he got pulled over.

by Jetvan June 11, 2011

nose flute

When the boogers in your nose create a whistle noise when you breathe in or out.

Dude, are you getting sick? Last night your nose flute was so loud I thought a train was coming!

by Dickle Stilskin January 18, 2018

Skin-Flute

yo schlong muddafucker

hey roy, wut a long skinflute uve got there

by jimizzle kozizzle June 25, 2005

flute

the past tense of float.

two boys are tubing down the river. one boy asks "...what's the past tense of float?" a few moments pass, then both boys simultaneously say "WHAT FLUTE!"

by whatflute August 10, 2009

magic flute

A glass pipe used for smoking crack or meth.

Little Suzie walked in to her mother's bedroom, she pointed to her mom's dopepipe and said,"what's that?"Her mother replied"Honey, that is mommy's magic flute.only grownups can play the magic flute".

by J.D. DeHart September 9, 2004