floral park

This town consists of drunk and blazed teens. People go to “town” or an open house and just drink and smoke. That’s what really happens around here. People just get drunk and high. It isn’t very surprising seeing that this town promotes drinking. I mean if they didn’t then we wouldn’t be in the Guinness Book of world records for having the most amount of bars per a square mile. If they didn’t promote drinking then there wouldn’t be 3 beer distributors that are walking distance from town or bellerose that sell to teens. It's great. You go to the square or wendy's on a Friday night and you're going to run into teens that are drunk or stoned out of their minds. There's no doubt about it. That's whats great about this town, you can count on running into drunk and blazed teens. You've gotta admit, it makes life a lot more interesting.

Teens in Floral Park discussing what they did:
#1-what'd you do yesterday?
#2-drank, hung out, went to town, then wendys, then just walked around aimlessly, you?
#1-haha i did the same.

by boredd July 26, 2006

Florida

The Old go there to die, the Young go there to ride rollercoasters.

- You going to Florida soon Ben?
- Nah, not in the mood to die or go to the amusement park.
- Movies then?
- OK

by J-Money142 April 8, 2010

University of South Florida

The University of South Florida (USF) is a public university located in Tampa, Florida. USF's mascot is the Bull, and its colors are green and gold. USF is the third largest university in the state of Florida, behind the University of Florida and Florida State University. USF boasts highly acclaimed engineering and medical programs, and is a first-tier research university.

The University of South Florida is a very well-rounded university that doesn't get enough credit because of other state universities such as the University of Florida and Florida State University getting all the attention.

by Ryan Cartwright November 26, 2005

Florida

The 27th state admitted to the United States. Florida is a haven for predatory scammers, prostitutes, white trash, businesses predicated on dismal customer service, and people fleeing something (bad marriage, debtor's prison, organized crime, etc.). The economy of Florida is based on attracting outside people oblivious of these realities or well-to-do GLBT individuals to see post-teen so-called "performers" dressed in anthropomorphic costumes, relive the fantasy childhood they never had, and to visit nearly-abandoned beachfront communities (see: economic collapse). The state appears to be split into three distinct areas: South Florida, a largely Hispanic and New York polyglot; Central Florida, a region with no discernable product or industry where people who cannot afford South Florida live; and the Panhandle, which is more like Southern Alabama. These factors are offset by beautiful weather, exotic flora and fauna, and scantily clad women (see: prostitutes and white trash). Much of the former aerospace program existed in Florida.

Sammy: "Yo, I'm moving to Florida!"
Tony: "Who you running away from?"

by Hot East May 11, 2010

Florida Marlins

A team that beat the yankees in 6, thank god.

Ma, the Florida Marlins kicked yankee ass in 2003.

by Zach G. October 27, 2003

Florijana

A beautiful talented girl who deserves the most up best respect ever. She has many friends, but tells all her secrets to one special best friend. Florijana has one of the most beautiful smiles and personalities no one can take from her. Her family is expected to expand in a 2 to 3 siibling family. With such a unique name as Florijana. She is bound to be loved. She has a special connection with her "bestie", and both stay side by side with insiders that no one can understand. Florijana is also bound to have a hatred for giraffes. Whether a nickname or the animal she always has a way to insult it comically. Lets just say you would be lucky to have a Florijana in your life.

Person #1: Omg Shes gorgeous in every way possible
Person #2: Hell Yea. She must be a Florijana.

by PrincessSkittles July 13, 2012

florange

(noun) An orange that has been on the floor.

Dave: What's with all of these floranges?

Kyle: Danny knocked over the fruit bowl.

Dave: Let's make this one a worange by throwing it at the wall!

Kyle: I'd rather not. I don't want citric acid in my eye again.

by Fruitthrower July 23, 2012