Flabbergasterbate

When one is surprised by an event, to the extent of spontaneous ejaculation.

Aw my man Craig flabbergasterbated when he found out about his mom and Jared.

by yee-yee haircut September 7, 2022

Flabbernackle

a device that is over engineered and pointless.

"That device you devised is nothing but a flabbernackle."

by dusty118 September 19, 2022

Flabbergasted

Something a Chad tells you about and your surprised about it but also hate it.

YOO...... CHAD.....I KINDA MAD AT HIM.....BUT.....IM ALSO FLABBERGASTED LIKE....HE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS MOVIE THAT HAS ALL THE THINGS I HATE.....BUT BRUH WANNA WATCH?

by Nelldoesthings December 21, 2022

Flabbermcjabberdak

A really big asshole like superman injustice levels of assholery.

Bro that guy is such a Flabbermcjabberdak.

by ItsRedGrover January 22, 2023

Flabbergastiality

When someone is so flabbergasted that they fly away to the moon and explode and die and then get resurrected

"bruhhh I'm flabbergastiality"

by Wjjsj February 2, 2023

Flabbergasted

The feeling when someone commits a violent act of tomfoolery in your vicinity.

A: Watch me push this lady down the stairs.
B: That rapscallion has made me flabbergasted.

by theretardedgiraffe February 27, 2023

flabbergastatstion

surprise (someone) greatly; astonish. another form of the word "flabbergasted"

"that pussy is flabbergastatstion"

by RAINBOWOVERDOSE April 21, 2023