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fisting

Those consequences resultant when one's computer is either knowingly or unknowingly maliciously invaded with malignant viruses and/or spy/ad-ware programs.
May be used in a sentence:
As a statement: "Kazaa really fisted my computer."
As an exclamatory outburst: "Hot damn, that porno site seriously fisted my system!"
As an observation: "Damnit, these viruses are really fisting your computer!"
by The Big Don Griener April 27, 2004
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finding emo

group of people who are trying to find the emo within
by Julie w. November 21, 2006
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Finding Nemo

A movie in which a small child is kidnapped for aesthetic purposes which causes his father to begin a global search for him. His father is accompanied by a questionably grown woman with early onset Alzheimer's who will somehow manage to make the father less of a serious bastard. Ultimately the three become some sort of weird family/friend relationship and thus the end paves the way for what is known as "Finding Dory"
"I really enjoyed Finding Nemo it was very fun and family friendly too."
by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017
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Finking

A beautiful combination of fishing and drinking, one should and usually does imply the other.

Quantity of drinks is usually balanced on a 1:1 ratio, i.e. 1 beer for each fish caught.
Old mate 1: Whats going on this weekend digger?
Old mate 2: Just a bit of Finking I think.
Old mate 1: Finking?
Old mate 2: Fishing and Drinking,one tinnie for each fish caught, hooked one last time at 8:30am, missed my kid's footy game that afternoon.
Old mate 1: He'll live, hard to believe your wife left you though, doesnt she appreciate a good Finking session?
Old mate 2: Evidently not.
by Old mated March 22, 2009
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fonting

When taking notes digitally (on a tablet or computer, duh!), one becomes excessively focused on fiddling with the font or perfecting the page layout, almost always resulting in a lack of attention to the actual content of the subject being studied. Fonting produces visually appealing class notes but a lack of real comprehension of those notes.
Are you sure your fonting is not coming at the expense of your comprehension?

The less you font, the more you focus;

Excessive fonting leads to excessive ignorance;
The more you font, the less you know;

The more you font, the prettier your words ! (and pretty words are really useful, right? NOT!!)
by natanzel February 11, 2015
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Fisting Stool

A place to sit with a fist inserted into your cunt or bum while reading or having an orgasm. A seated form of fist fucking
I sat on the fisting stool which spread my blerta wide enough to stick a donut in it. Man I felt good afterwards
by Hans Fistur September 17, 2008
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fainting goat

This is the art of making a girl pass out during sex. By having rough intercource and then screaming as loud as you can at the point of orgasm will cause her to faint.
After an hour of raunchy sex john performed the fainting goat causing julie to sleep through the night.
by Andrew April 18, 2005
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