snooki feet

a girl with dark feet who has bright ass nail polish on her toes!

Girl:"I shouldnt have picked this color nailpolish."
Friend:"Why not?"
Girl:"Cuz my feet are so dark that this nailpolish looks super bright,so now i have snooki feet!"
Friend:"Uhh dayummm! You aint playin giiirrrl!"

snooki feet by sdeezymf! August 4, 2010

Monkey Feet 

Feet that have the ability to grasp, cling, pinch, throw, scratch,pick and slap just as well as the hands.

Michelle Ward has monkey feet.

Monkey Feet by moisttowelette April 18, 2010

big feet 

In men, suggestive that you are well-endowed; in women, suggestive that you are Paris Hilton.

She is embarrassed of her big feet.

big feet by majestic-cheese August 21, 2009

Frito Feet 

The smell coming from your dachshund's feet. This is normal don't freak out. However, if you literally smell a bag of Frito chips, then smell a dachshund's foot, it will smell exactly the same. Side note: the smell is worst when the dachshund wakes up in the morning or after laying in one area for a long time.

Guy 1: "Dude, what is that smell? Is that Frito's? *Sigh* And you weren't going to share?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, that's just my girlfriend's dachshund's frito feet."
Guy 1: "WTF???"
Guy 2: "Chill out, its normal."

Frito Feet by Shifty Jiffy December 8, 2013

Crow’s feet 

Also known as “hyperkinetic skin lines”, these are the skin wrinkles radiating like spokes from the lateral canthus of the human eyes, forming the appearance of a crow’s foot from each eye. Produced as the result of sun damage to skin and chronic repetitive contraction of the orbicularis oculi facial muscles, which are used in smiling, laughing, squinting, and crying.

“Stephanie’s gnarly crow’s feet make her look 20 years older. She needs to get some Botox injections”

Crow’s feet by Casademilsuenos March 2, 2019

hobbit feet

characterized by hair on the top of the foot and big toe

Tackitt never took off his socks for fear of someone calling attention to his hobbit feet.

hobbit feet by Miscreant December 9, 2008

shaq feet 

someone with huge ass feet.

"damn the girl got shaq feet"

shaq feet by bitchass'n March 25, 2008