Ferret

The male version of the cow insult.

I really hate Adam. He's a ferret

by Rock Hard School Bully January 11, 2026

fecal ferret

an uphill gardener, fudge packer, turd burgler, you know what I mean

You like to wear cardigans? You're such a fucking fecal ferret!

by Charles Monkfish March 5, 2008

gouch ferret

this word is synonymous with taint weasel, regarding a person who enjoys exploring the nether region we call taint.

So and so is such a gouch ferret, I can barely keep her head out of my crotch long enough to have legitimate sex!

by Nik Danger April 11, 2010

toilet ferret

A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.

While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.

by someonewhoisalunatic December 14, 2012

Shit ferret

Alternative swear for when things aren't just shit.

You shit ferret

by casey73 October 9, 2014

Rusty ferret

The act of performing anal intercourse and subsequently breaking the anus. During the following commotion the relevant penis is inserted as discreetly as possible into the other partys' mouth.

Carol broke up with Sam yesterday.

Why?

Well he dropped a rusty ferret on her and that's just going too far.
Aaaah duude that's nasty

by Rlwilliamas October 11, 2016

Trouser ferret

A large penis

Wow did you see his trouser ferret I don't think I can take the whole thing

by Big daddy 11 January 3, 2017