Faux-booker

Somebody who does not have a Facebook account yet still uses Facebook through a friend or significant other.

Friend 1: Yo, I saw that awesome pic you posted on Facebook.

Friend 2: You're finally on Facebook?

Friend 1: Nah, I used my girl's login.

Friend 2: Dude, you are such a Faux-booker.

by RoRo in SoFla June 25, 2012

Faux Tude

When someone attempts to display an attitude other than what they are really feeling.

Man she was really pissed but was attempting to hide it with a faux tude.

by Dan_Man12 October 11, 2008

Faux Virgin

Someone who chooses to reject their first coital experience as being legitimate, because they were either intoxicated, incoherent and/or completely embarrassed. (Aka Fake Virgin)

L: "Who was that guy that you said you lost your v-card to again?"
M: "Oh, actually I've decided that, that didnt count because of reasons I'd rather not talk about. So I'm just going to tell everyone I'm still a virgin."
L: "So you're a faux virgin."
M: "Well...yeah"

by LaurenWC November 7, 2010

faux-nel

A knock-off version of Chanel.

Did you see those hideous faux-nel ballet flats? If you can't afford the double C's, don't fake it.

by harvypluto April 3, 2008

Faux thug

A guy who has never left his parents million dollar suburban how yet thinks and talks like he's hood because he listens to rap and smokes weed.

I saw this faux thug from Scarsdale at the mall giving a pound sayin "what's hood son". Knowing he's driving mommy?s Benz outside.

by Smokedawg2977 February 16, 2010

Faux-AP

A person (generally under age 50) who poses online as a much older person or over retirement age. Phrase first coined by Aly of Thanet in conversation with Rob of Thanet.

I was chatting with a faux-AP last night on Tinder.

by Rob Seeker December 27, 2020

faux-sympathy

are a false, insincere display of emotion such as a hypocrite crying fake tears of grief

Jargon was giving faux-sympathy to a friend

by Kingender September 30, 2021