Person 1: “Pawww!!! Dude is that a fart or did you just soil yourself?”
Person 2: “Omg I slipped out a
little fart in here 10 minutes ago and you still smell it. To be fair I have had
roast chicken”.
Person 1: “Yeah I can tell. Chicken farts are certainly one of
the worst. That’s seriously rank”.
Person 2: “Sorry”