To waste your time stroking your ego, stalking a person you met or barely know, or reuniting with old friends.
I went on facebook today to tell everyone everything i did today, and then-some, and posted random statuses. added 12 people who are friends of friends, and one person I haven't seen in years.
by Ahem, youthink? January 10, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. Its February 2004, in some deserted area near Cambridge, Massachusetts a light is seen heading towards the Earth. It turns out to be a small meteor, it crashes into the ground. Soon after, a few human lifeforms come out. They make their way down to the city, and observe the everyday people, in which they come up with the idea to form some sort of networking circle using computers, which inevitably spirals out of control. It was only meant for a certain band of people to interact in the beginning, now everybody can use it, thus the epidemic and lack of socialness began throughout the world.
General areas where people used to go and have some fun are now ghost towns, the only activity area is at night at the nearest bar/club of addicted facebookers getting shitfaced taking about 3000 pictures pretty much exactly the same and uninteresting, eagerly awaiting to put them on facebook when they have recovered and get some positive comments. At the same time exam results, school, and real life in general suffer.
It is a pointless popularity contest to see how many friends people can add, 99% of which you'll never speak to now or barely know in real life. Also great for chasing someone you like without even having to say a word in person, just search their name and bingo, hot guy/girl is now on my radarz.
Don't get sucked in like many others, you'll be thankful you didn't, as you'll be one of the real life people and not the fake ones who class facebook as real life.
General areas where people used to go and have some fun are now ghost towns, the only activity area is at night at the nearest bar/club of addicted facebookers getting shitfaced taking about 3000 pictures pretty much exactly the same and uninteresting, eagerly awaiting to put them on facebook when they have recovered and get some positive comments. At the same time exam results, school, and real life in general suffer.
It is a pointless popularity contest to see how many friends people can add, 99% of which you'll never speak to now or barely know in real life. Also great for chasing someone you like without even having to say a word in person, just search their name and bingo, hot guy/girl is now on my radarz.
Don't get sucked in like many others, you'll be thankful you didn't, as you'll be one of the real life people and not the fake ones who class facebook as real life.
Guy: Whoa! Did you see what happened to Jake last night at Vintage Bar, I saw it on Bobs Facebook, you should see my comment and the photos.
Real person: Why would I care about that, fuck off and go stick your penis up their arses online, I've got a life to live.
Guy: That's well going on Facebook!
Real person: Why would I care about that, fuck off and go stick your penis up their arses online, I've got a life to live.
Guy: That's well going on Facebook!
by IfYouWantBloodYouGotIt September 15, 2010
Get the Facebookmug. dude 1: i cant sleep...the doc told me i suffer from insomnia and gave me meds but they dont work!
dude 2: try facebook, that'll fix ya right up!
dude 2: try facebook, that'll fix ya right up!
by jash nasti February 4, 2008
Get the facebookmug. The act of spreading your butt cheeks over someones face and slamming them closed. Do this in the same way you would slam the face of a book closed while it is resting on its spine.
by Dave Webb April 5, 2008
Get the facebookingmug. by aswiens January 3, 2008
Get the facebookedmug. "i'm too cool and mature for Myspace, so i use Facebook its like myspace but without the scene kids" - Lame
by Chazzy_D August 24, 2007
Get the Facebookmug. Facebook is this really dumb online FAD that's starting to spread into the high school clique. It's sorta like the new myspace where the RANDOMEST people ask to be your friend. These people are people who you have no clue who they are OR they are people you only met like once or twice. It's like this REALLY BIG ego game where people try to amass the most amount of friends that they can have. Whoever has the most friends WINS! But what do they win? They win the title of BIGGEST ONLINE COMFORMIST IDIOT EVER!!! WOOT! GJ you DUMBASS! Anyways, because facebook is such an idiotic thingamabob, now if random people add you to their facebook, that means you have just been FACEBOOKED! It's like you just got smacked in the FACE. Except you got booked in your FACE! So now, facebook is like this term that means OWNED or BURNED or PWNED or FUCT!
You just been FACEBOOKED BIATCH!! Wut you gon do?? You WANT some of this?? Huh?? Well I just FACEBOOKED YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!
by jkwan September 29, 2005
Get the Facebookmug.