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Freeloader

–verb (used with object) 1. to get by freeloading.
2. someone thats always looking for a handout
3. annoying to the point it makes you wanna punch babies
Will P. is such a freeloader hes always trying to smoke my shit and never pay for it.
by tarainacus August 10, 2009
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Operation Iraqi Freedom

A Bullshit, manufactured catchphrase used by the Bush administration to deceive the American Public.

In truth, it refers to Mr. Bush's personal crusade to avenge his father's inability to capture Saddam.

It is the Bullshit operation by the US Military to invade Iraq - which all began when Mr. Bush started lying about "weapons of mass destruction."

What a coincidence that these supposed weapons DIDN'T EVEN EXIST after we sent our troops to DIE in the Middle East.



The same type of political bullshit which came to define the Vietnam War era
There goes Mr. Bush lying to us again. Oh well, just another "Operation Iraqi Freedom"
by Al January 30, 2004
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Freedom Grope

the TSA's new, sexual-assault based approach to security screening.
I was on my way from DFW to LAX and didn't want to be irradiated, so I opted for the Freedom Grope instead.
by RagingPrimate November 22, 2010
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Freelancer

noun: a creative professional with vaguely explainable gaps on their resume. Typically a graphic designer or web designer, but not strictly limited to the commercial art field
Well, I see you have nothing listed from February of 2009 through May of 2010 on your resume. Do you care to elaborate?" "Ummm... yes. I was a Freelancer"
by 77jim April 8, 2011
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freelance

a euphemism for being unemployed
Stop calling yourself a freelance financial analyst and just admit that you're unemployed like the rest of us.
by TheGoocher July 2, 2009
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Freeloader

A freeloader is someone who mooches & takes advantage of other peoples food, drinks, & smokes all your weed but gives nothing in return. Freeloaders my also smell bad & help themselves into your house without asking. You can tell them apart from normal people because they don't know how to act infront of people & act weird.
That freeloader took all my drinks & smoked all my weed.

That no good freeloader just sucks everything he can off of you.

Quentin helped himself to my fridge again, what a freeloader.
by Scumbagballen April 21, 2016
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Freelance Beard

Excessive hair growth which appears between formal meetings as a direct result of Freelancer's not having any real need to shave.

Can also apply to women, who then disguise it by wearing jeans.
You: Growing a beard?
They: Nope, it's a Freelance Beard. I'll shave it off before I meet my client next Tuesday.
You: Nice.
by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011
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