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freally

A mix between FUCKING and REALLY.
Used to show more expression than "really",
such as excitement or anger
"I just scored tickets to Vampire Weekend!

Freally?! That's sick."
by bethix May 18, 2009
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Foreclosure play

The act of a mortgage lender sending out redundant notices of intent to foreclose, prior to actually foreclosing. Similar to foreplay prior to sex.
DeShaunte's bank keep sending him "foreclosure play" notices that they gonna foreclose on his crib...
by skyeyeimages December 26, 2010
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forsale

A bringer of sexiness, happiness, laughs, moans, and so much more.
Did you catch Forsale's stream on Twitch last night?
by ThePiPiper April 18, 2019
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Lil' fo Real

One who repeats without reason or provocation the words, "prolly" "aint gonna lie" and "fo real" either singularly or in randomly assembled patterns.
Me: "Yo, what up Lil' fo Real?"
B: "Ain't gonna lie."
Me: "Excuse me?"
B: "Fo real."
Me: "Are you fucked up?"
B: "Prolly."
Me: "Maybe you should lie down."
B: "Ain't gonna lie, fo real, prolly."
by Darshmo April 25, 2006
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console foreplay

The tricks you do to a failing console in order to make it play games. Usually the tricks make the problem worse in the long run, resulting in longer periods of foreplay as time passes. Here are some examples:

-Constantly restarting a PS1 or playing the in-game music as an Audio CD 'till the PS1 finally starts the game. Sony used poor quality CD drives for the original Playstation and the PSOne, which failed after some years, resulting in the console not being able to start a game (it either throwed an error, or read the game CD as an audio CD). The trick mentioned above warms up the drive and temporarily solves the problem. Unfortunately, those constant start-stops of the CD drive make it wear out faster.

-Blowing on a NES cartridge so the NES can "see" it. Nintendo made the American version of the NES look like a consumer electronics device, including a VCR-like loading mechanism. Needless to say, it was poorly made and failed over time, and the pins of the cartridge didn't made proper contact with the pins of the console anymore. By blowing into the cartridge, you sprayed a thin layer of humidity on the pins, which helped them made contact (though most people thought it was dust being blown away). Unfortunatelty, the humidity gradually oxidized the pins and made the problem worse.

Not to be confused with go wild with the solder iron, which involves an real attempt at repair instead of silly voodoo tricks like the above, and may actually result in a pernament fix.
Guy 1: While I blow on this NES cartridge, you keep restarting that PS1...
Guy 2: Damn console foreplay. Maybe we should buy a new NES and PS1 from ebay.
Guy 1: Nah... they will probably have the same problems.
by Dim__K December 17, 2012
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baggage handlers forearm

The state of a man's genitalia after a prolonged bout of wanking, frottage or lube free sex (possibly with a post-menopausal MILF)

Derived from the state of a baggage handlers forarm after being repeatedly thrust through partially opened zips to steal cartier watches, mobiles and anything else they can get their theiving hands on.
I was up all night bumming your mum and now my cock's like a baggage handlers forearm.
by murty murt August 23, 2006
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the mr. formal

a sexual act: the placement of one's testicles inside the anal sphincter of another, immediately followed by mounting said person, placing the penis in their mouth while allowing the freshly dirtied scrotum to press down on the center of their collar bone, leaving a shitty imprint which more or less resembles a bow tie.
"dude, remember that chick from the bar last night? yeah, i gave her the mr. formal."

"ooh, yeah. that feels good. harder. harder. faster. wait- a little slower. ok, now pop those balls in my ass and give me the mr. formal, stud."

"fuck men's warehouse, i'm a mr. formal man."
by bfitz October 16, 2008
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