Flaming Log

A last-ditch effort made by a horny male to get someone to satisfy their sexual desires where they dowse their penis in lighter fluid and set it ablaze. The hope is to have another person put out the flames with their hands or mouth and fulfill the sexual desires. A very high risk high reward scenario.

“I knew Gavin liked me but I didn’t think he’d make a flaming log for me... good thing it worked.”

by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021

flamingle

The act of trying to flirt/mingle but you are so awkward that you become a flamingo.

Gloria: Why be single when you can flamingle?

Bon'Quisha: That never works.

by ChillLemon November 24, 2013

Flaming Lips

An experimental rock band that mixes the sounds of Joy Division (post-punk), Radiohead (prog-rock), and various garage bands to make some w1x0rly sweet music.

The Flaming Lips is an awesome band.

by Philip July 24, 2003

FLAMINGO

The type of guy would sream in every video like a three year old.

This guy transform people’s vocabulary in to

“R O B U X”

“Idiots”

“E P I C”

Flamingo: I like to scam people out of there happiness and time

Flamingo: - creates scam game and advertising-

Noob: joins the game starts raging after 20 seconds

by Phibun September 8, 2020

Flamingo / Albert

A YouTuber who has 7 million+ subscribers on youtube , and has made a lot of well known memes.

Hey dude, did you see Flamingo / Albert 's

new vid today

by StillChill September 8, 2020

flaming trombone

The act of lighting your own fart while a woman performs oral sex on you.

I was gassy and horny, and she was not opposed to giving me a flaming trombone.

by Tit Whistle December 29, 2007

flaming shit heel

A guy who's convinced he's God's gift to humankind, ultra cool; but, in fact, is a pathetic, trend-chasing wanker

Shawn is such a flaming shit heel!!

by missysue978 June 26, 2009