Farmington High School

Farmington High School, located in Hartford County, Connecticut is known mainly for the obscenely wealthy population of stuck up assholes. Known to have one of the most absurd pep rally's in the entire country that received national coverage, it's ironically not uncommon for people to sit around all night doing nothing but hanging out with their family while watching a Disney film in their personal movie theaters. When rare social gathers do occur it often consists mainly of single-gendered groups playing BP together until the first person passes out and cries and needs to have their stomach pumped. One upside of Farmington is their highly regarded boys soccer team coached by the legend himself, Steve Waters. Cliques are quite common and your entire social status in high school may be determined by your first friend in kindergarten.

Farmington Breh 1: Yo dude did you pick up the lastest Air Max 90's?!

Farmington Breh 2: Yeah those are so hot dude but I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to get those new rims for my Mercedes because my mom's credit card is almost maxed out.

Farmington Breh 1: Aight dude, catch you at Farmington High School tomorrow.

by JB Dinosaur November 14, 2009

farging bastage

A less harsh version of fucking bastard. Usually used in a joking manner.

"Hey you farging bastage! Are we going to the bar tonight?"

by Anonymous October 11, 2003

fatting around

When someone does something and they are fat while doing it. Does not matter what you're doing.

See wordFattin' Around/word

Quit fatting around, Tom.

by larstait October 27, 2003

Fartingle

Fartingle is when you do a fart, and it makes your butt cheeks vibrate to the extent that it causes them to tingle.

Jamie : Oh sheet!

Kristin: What ?!

Jamie : I just fartingled !

by Finsio August 20, 2009

scat farming

when someone goes to bathrooms and such places looking for feces that wasnt flushed. when such treasure is found then proceed to play with it and other activities.

Dave is a sick bastard, he enjoys scat farming.

by theredherring October 30, 2007

farfing

Farting and barfing at the same time. Usually happens when drunk.

Man, Chris was so drunk last night. All I remember after the second bottle of Jager was him farfing in the toilet!

by Kim Thorne May 15, 2008

Fartin' Barton

When your roommate comes home from dinner and his farts smell so bad that they clear the room.

My friend came home and Fartin' Bartoned the entire second floor of our house.

by 9 Cider May 18, 2010