A Fart is loud & gregarious. Others are sometimes annoyed by him. He is funny & everyone knows his opinion. A Fart is focused & tenacious. He enjoys his sport but doesn't like interruptions. He is a box checker & doesn't allow things to linger. Watch him if you want to see something get done! 37% males; 4% incorrectly assume they are Farts.
Duffers & Farts are male. Muffers & Cakes are female. Easy to determine regardless of the age but they technically need to be 60 to qualify for title.
Duffers & Farts are male. Muffers & Cakes are female. Easy to determine regardless of the age but they technically need to be 60 to qualify for title.
by eatrawstayhealthy December 7, 2011
Get the Fartmug. A release of gas from the anus. A typical fart contains 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, 4% oxygen, 1% other.
1. Your fart reeks of sulfur!
2. Methane cuddles are what I call farts. For they are warm and contain 7% methane.
2. Methane cuddles are what I call farts. For they are warm and contain 7% methane.
by 0% SNAFFU December 11, 2017
Get the Fartmug. by HI your dumd April 30, 2019
Get the Fartmug. 
It is a mega explosion from the region under your ribcage. You must have guessed it. It occurs due to indigestion when your tummy is upset and has a very bad odour. Which will make the people next to you run away.
by Farheeen10986 February 23, 2019
Get the Fartmug. by SUSCREAMY September 30, 2017
Get the Fartmug.