@everyone

Its when you're an annoying fuck and ping everyone in a discord server for no reason

Mike Oxlong : @everyone
Everyone : shut the fuck up.

by funny internet guy April 23, 2022

everybody asked

An impossible occurrence. It's simply not physically allowed by our universe. On other realities, where it is actually possible to a degree, it happens when a statement is so relevant that it is not stupid to remark the fact that everyone had a certain question

+: The fox says something similar to AAAAAAA
-: everybody asked

by IsThatParvitz April 22, 2023

fuck every penny

A phrase used to describe a woman's psychological approach to the act of having sex with a man who, despite being hideously unattractive, is incredibly rich.

Nicole, you're 26... How are you dating that 60 year old guy?

Ben, you've got to fuck every penny.

by doctorbrockwell November 5, 2010

Nuttin Everyday December

This is the exact opposite of "No nut November" . Since the past 30 days you couldn't ejaculate for the next 31 that's all you can do for the month.

Guy 1-" Bro it finally December "
Guy 2- " I know I cant wait for Christmas"

Guy 1- "What, fuck Christmas it's nuttin everyday December"

Guy 2- " Aye your right"

by Smoorelacy November 13, 2017

chad every teen

Stereotypical guy that fucks “every teen” (doesn’t have to be named chad)

I hope Chad Every teen doesn’t fuck my teen mom!!!

by Boonk_gang69! November 30, 2017

Does everyone secretly hate me?

NO. They don’t. Everyone loves you and you are amazing. Trust me. YOU. ARE. FUCKING. INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!

Does everyone secretly hate me?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

by Suck toes or die trying June 22, 2019

National “everyone love a kyra” day

A day that falls once a year on the second Tuesday of the month, where everyone has to find a Kyra and love them and post mugs on their private stories.

Kyra: hello
Me: I love you Kyra! I’m gonna post a mug of you!
Kyra: thank you bae! Is that because it’s National “everyone love a kyra” day?
Me: it sure is

by yhloveskm December 14, 2021