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exclusively mutual

when two events can occur only in conjunction with one another, i.e. neither one can occur without the other
Legend has it that being a tree-hugger and being a hippie are exclusively mutual.

Liberal: "Being homophobic and having repressed homosexual desires are exclusively mutual."
Conservative: "Hah, that's a good one."
Liberal: "Remember that recurring dream you told me about?"
Conservative: "...fuck"

Tim: "I wanna hook up with Kim, but Stacy's my girlfriend"
John: "I don't understand...those are exclusively mutual aren't they?"
Tim: "Whaaa..?"
John: "If you break up with Stacy, Kim will be pissed cuz they're good friends. a.k.a. no Kim for you. On the other hand, if you don't hook up with Kim, Stacy will get bored of your drama-lacking relationship and eventually dump you. And then Kim will think you're a loser, and again no Kim for you.
Tim: You are a genius. I'll be right back
by javaman199 July 13, 2013
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Excessive Consuption Disorder - ECD

Over-eating/Improper-eating, leading to over weight or obese body weight conditions, higher than a person's scientifically determined weight range.

It has its origins in improper mental processes regarding eating and emotional/psychological issues, leading to somatic effects (adipose tissue formation, hyper-weight related pathologies).
Some people say he's fat because eats lots since he lacks will power, others may say he has Excessive Consuption Disorder - ECD.

(talking about someone)
"You know, that fat girl who you saw at the tube station the other day.."
"Oh! you mean that girl with ECD?"
by Polyhistor June 25, 2009
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explosive diarrhea

n.
Excessive evacuation of watery feces, usually indicating gastrointestinal distress. Frequently occurs after consuming large quantities of semen.
Casey Merril destroyed 7 toilets one day after his explosive diarrhea came to town.
by Not Casey Merril May 6, 2003
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explosive colon

What the AHS students have to look at on a random basis in the stall on the right in the upstairs Boys Bathroom; term used because the remains in the toilet looks like a colon was exploded with TNT and the rectum was pointed at the toilet.
The explosive colon has returned and it looks more disgusting then ever
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explosive diarrhea

The worst case of diarrhea that you could ever have and will be fatal. Having explosive diarrhea is much worse than having appendicitus.
Having explosive diarrhea is much worse than having
by Anonymous September 11, 2003
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Explosive

A word to describe Diareeah. Dude, its just a good word
DUDE! i have explosive diarreah!

That was an explsive fart!
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Explosive Diarra

A nice way to describe explosive diarrhea. Named after Lassana Diarra, never Mahamadou Diarra, or any of the other various footballers whose last name is Diarra.
Boy 1: Aw man! Pause the game I gotta' get to the toilet again!

Boy 2: Dude, you should of put that Mac 'n Cheese on for longer.

Boy 1: I know! I think I'm gunna' explode!

Boy 2: Typical symptoms of Explosive Diarra!

Boy 1: GODDAMMIT!
by explosivediarra September 25, 2010
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