tree elf

A small critter that lives in a tree. Tends to be a happy fellow but if you get on his bad side he will punch you square in the mouth.

"You're such a tree elf"

"Do you wanna hear a story about some tree elves"

by BourbonCream December 16, 2013

Elf

An overworked slave owned by santa.

Can also be used as a sex slave if Mrs Claus isn't around

Did you get the new iphone 8elf...?

by Halecheeze December 23, 2016

elf hat

elf hat refers to a man's uncircumcised penis because it resembles an elf's hat

Did you see Greg's elf hat? So gross, I only date guys who are circumcised.

by Penis Enthusiast August 13, 2017

ELF LORD

The act of tying hemp around the balls, shaft, and neck to make the perfect long bow. Once the bow is strung, cum on all the enemies to be defeated.

Ryan wanted to defeat all his enemies, so he became... the ELF LORD.

by Breezy707 July 17, 2018

Elf

It means E. L. F.

ever lasting fuckbuddy

You are my elf

by Bod23 April 29, 2019

knob elf

A knob elf is a person who has no friends and smells yucky. They usually are created through sedation after an occurrence of surgical maneuvers on a human. Knob elf’s suck at fortnite

Ryan Looks like a knob elf.

by Faze JrogerZ February 22, 2019

Elf

Stands for evil little fucker.

*someone does something to annoy you, or does something sly or evil*

Man, you're an elf.

*Child pisses you off...

Child: Mummy can I have , give me, I want...
Mummy: Shut up ya elf.

by Mummadontgiveafk81 October 12, 2019