Dutch Dinkle Dunch

When you are in a hot tub and you 69 causing your partner to whack their head on the bottom of the tub, leaving them unconscious.

Megan: Why is my new hot tub bloody?
Ally: I saw Liz and Steven doing a Dutch Dinkle Dunch!
Liz: What happened last night?
Eric: You went hardcore with my brother.

by Lighthouse Star December 29, 2011

Dirty Sandy Duncan

When a man rips a girl's eye out of the socket and procedes to have intercourse with the empty socket.

--Why is Jenny wearing an eye patch?
--Her boyfried gave her a Dirty Sandy Duncan last nite

by ultimatefaker March 10, 2004

Duncan Hines

Shitting oneself while riding public transportation and trying to conceal the chocolate cake batter-like excrement oozing down your leg from other passengers until you can get off at the next stop.

Those watered down Anchor Steams, Gilroy Garlic Fries and Say Hey! Willie Mays Sausages had my stomach on the warpath, so I left the Giants game in the 7th inning, but I didn't make it home...I totally did a duncan hines on that train. I knew I should have flagged down a cab instead of taking MUNI.

I was really into this girl, but after we left the bar and hopped on the street car to head to my place, she dropped a duncan hines move! She was so embarrassed, she just pulled the cord and jumped out at the next stop and I never saw her again.

by The Baltimore Chewy Mack June 10, 2008

Dunch

To be a complete idiot or retard. It is a funnier way to say douche or douche bag.

(see dunch-bag or dunchery)

bob- hey whats up guys wanna hang out?

hank- hell no your to much of a dunch.

peter- yeah go be a dunch-bag some where else.

by Kitten Biscuits November 25, 2009

Dunch

it is the between lunch and dinner meal. Just like "brunch" is typically the between breakfast and lunch meal.

Let's go out for some dunch.

Is it time for dunch yet?

by Carmen Di~~~ August 30, 2005

duncle

a dad who marries one sister, divorces, then marries the other sister.

My dad is my aunt's ex-husband. That makes him my duncle.

by Ry-G. November 5, 2010

Duncs

Duncs is a word used to insult someone who has ginger hair and a fat head, usually having quite a large gut belly. A duncs is normally pale and has sexual interests to pale women .

"Oi jezza look at that duncs "

by Big Hesk August 30, 2018