Drift wood

When a penis is so long that it tries to float towards the top when its under water.

Guy: "Hey man you are having some drift wood right now."
Guy 2: "Yeah that happens whenever im in a pool. Just ignore it."

by Drift-wood December 24, 2018

A Tokyo drift

A leakage of sperm from the arsehole to the vagina cavity resulting in an unexpected pregnancy..

I fucked Lauren in the asre this morning but I’m st worried about ‘a Tokyo drift’

by Scott_sporto the 1st August 17, 2025

Longshore Drift

The act of mishearing someone and then exclaiming what you thought they said in a confused manner

Person 1: “Bro hop on Lethal Company”
Person 2: “Okay”
Person 3: “Geese company??”
Person 2: “Ha you just LongShore Drifted”

by tattlecrime December 15, 2024

.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.

.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.

.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.

by Adujasty343 August 27, 2025

slut drifting

When one known as a fuck boy or a lesbian who got that 8 inch in the closet goes drifting from slut to slut with ease. This is slut drifting when the supposed fuck boy "twist and turns all up in the lady's of the night" he is in fact slut drifting

Some skank: "I like him I think he's charming"
Her smart friends who actually don't like her"You're a straight sluthoe and because of you this boys slut drifting will begin early

by CribCrab December 17, 2016

Skinny Drifting

Sliding along the floor while butt naked. Derives from the expression skinny dipping.

"Me and the boys were skinny drifting all over the locker room."

by Dremons March 30, 2020

New jersey drift

To go from the farthest most left/right lane to the other side of a 3+ lane road

This bastard just pulled a new jersey drift.

by YepItsXaddy October 23, 2023