"you dont have a heart do you frank? you have a drake organ"
"of course I dont have a heart im a male like wtf, do I look like a woman to u? you bum ass nigga I have a drake organ "

drake organ by ImmiigrantBoii June 27, 2018

Drake and Drive

Just like drinking and driving except you blast Drake's emotional music in your car and you end up at your ex's house without knowing it.

Friend: What the hell were you doing last night? I found this box of tissues in your car.

Me: I had to Drake and Drive last night. I ended up at Michelle's house crying my eyes out.

Friend: Damn...lol

Drake and Drive by Nutella222222 January 22, 2014

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Drake and Josh

A comedy about two opposites that become live-in stepbrothers. One of the greatest, funniest shows Nickelodeon ever produced for the generation of kids born in the mid-late 90's. The laugh tracks were actually played during funny moments, not after every other fucking word like they're played on iCarly, Victorious, and the other shit Nickelodeon calls tv these days. Also known as the last quality sitcom on Nickelodeon until it was cancelled in 2008.

Excerpt from Drake and Josh:

Mrs. Hayfer: Why don't you tell the class your favorite novel from the 20th century?
Drake: Uh, Catcher in the Rye.
Mrs. Hayfer: Wrong.
Drake: But...but you just asked....
Mrs. Hayfer: Wrong!
Drake: But you...
Mrs. Hayfer: Was I speaking to you?

Drake and Josh by nicklover95 June 16, 2011

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Drake Bell

Conceded asshole who has obsessive compulsive disorder over Justin Bieber. Spends more time talking about Justin then actually doing work. His music is terrible and the only high point in his life was when he was on Drake and Josh. Although Josh Peck was the real star of the show. He's talentless and should be working in an office answering tech-help calls but even that's to high of a name for him. He's a lowlife who feeds off of beliebers hate and can't recive the message that nobody actually likes him. His hair looks like a dirty mop from a high schools janitor closet and hes so pale he could be considered albino. He's currently hated by 48+ Million people, Justin Bieber, Milk Tyson and the rest of #FAM. He's going no where and has been stuck in the same routine for the past five years. #HelpDrakeBell

Person 1: Did you see Drake Bells tweet?
Person 2: Drake who?

Person 1: Drake Bell.

Person 2: Sorry. I only know of Taco-bell.

Person 1: He played Drake off of Drake and Josh.
Person 2: Oh. I liked Josh better anyways.

Drake Bell by ihatedrakebell January 16, 2014

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