A rare male species known for having 47 tabs open in his brain and somehow all of them are related.
A Drake is a person who can go from discussing
life responsibilities, strategy, and “what actually matters” straight into medieval warfare, wizards,
internet nonsense, or a completely
random joke that nobody saw coming.
Usually found saying “it is what it is” while somehow having a 12-step mental spreadsheet about why it is what it is.
Known for treating every argument like a debate tournament and having the confidence of a king and the hobbies of a
14-year-old wizard living in
2012 internet culture. Still being in love with one girl despite hardship whom he compares too when meeting any female. He has a thing for pirates and dragons magic.
A Drake radiants “
Dad Aura.”
“Why does he know
random facts about everything but also send the weirdest
stuff ever? Drake.”
“He acts like a normal
guy until you discover the wizard lore. Drake behavior.”
“He’s impossible to explain. You just have to experience a Drake.”