douchebag

Pure and simple:

Douche Bags = Canadians

Mike lives in Douchebag Country(Canada!)

by Jakob Snow May 20, 2006

douchebag

referring to a person- basically a total cock-blocking jerk.

not only in dan a total douchebag, but he has a receding hairline as well.

dan was a total douchebag, so me and monnik and kevin vandalized his truck.

by Chelsea!?!? April 7, 2007

douchebag

A way to affectionately express your love to a friend or family.

Cathie, you are such a douchebag!

by cthompson912 June 30, 2010

Douchebagging

The act of wearing your hair with two strands of your bangs infront of your face, while emulating south park and cosplaying.

JJ is well know for his douchebagging

by Rentsys Boys April 23, 2008

douchebag

My ex boyfriend, Jayson.

Friend: Did you see that douchebag?!
Me: Oh, that's my ex, Jayson!

by WakaWoman January 15, 2012

douchebag

A bag used to hold one or more douches.

I bought so many douches, I needed a douchebag to carry them.

by ibuprofen May 18, 2009

douchebag

Pretty much just another insult, refers to a vagina cleaner,

One of the most ineffective insults I’ve ever heard, I can't take someone seriously when they say it.

Commonly used by Americans

me: so I tripped over at the party, luckily your girlfriends tits broke my fall

Sam: you're a douchebag

me: really, that's all you’ve got to say

Sam: yeah don't say that about my girlfriend you douche

me: well anyway after the fall she asked me to get my dick out for her suck on a bit

Sam: get fucked you sad cunt

me: that's better

by frankonera September 5, 2009