displaced homemaker

a useless bitch who got divorced

As a displaced homemaker who had spent her adult life "working" at home, Tina suddenly realized the only job she could do in the real world was answering phones.

by astro_man23 January 27, 2010

Dipsy

When a male individual somewhat appears to be homosexual or sexually curious about those of the same sex.

Dude, I'm startin to think Anthony is a lil dipsy.

by jackal1015 June 14, 2010

dippy

dipp shit

u dippy u caught yo dildo on fire!

by ghetto masta' June 19, 2002

Dippy Egg

To "dip" ones penis in ones vagina

"Ye bro I dippy egged that soccer mom while she put a sock in my ghandi's flip flop"

by JIMMYANDTWISTYDEFINED July 10, 2015

dippy downer

adj; a person who brings the mood down, and makes people feel sad

Caroline why are you being such a dippy downer!

by Rachbobach June 26, 2009

Dippy Egg

The act of stretching one's scrotum-sack down his/her leg until reach maximum length, while having a testicle in the middle. This resembles an egg (being the testicle the yoke, and sack the egg whites)

"Jake Scheinberg is the king of Dippy Egging, he can even do it when it's freezing out." -Austin DeBo

by Lovesthesloppyjews November 9, 2010

Dispatchuous

To be dispatchuous means to be the "Holy Grail" of dispatchers. Other dispatchers fall to their knees in the presence of someone Dispatchuous!

Someone who is dispatchuous is one who essentially knows everything.

Did you see the way she handled that call? Wow...Carrie is dispatchuous!

by carrista July 5, 2010