also known as OJD, a serious disease which causes an extreme obsession with a band of brothers, surname being Jonas. There is no known cure for this disease, but most of those who have it, do not mind it, and have learned to manage it. The only way you can do so is going to www.myspace.com/jonasfansforya to get your daily dose of Jonas!
by Obsessive Jonas Disorder October 3, 2008
Get the Obsessive Jonas Disordermug. A disorder of people who think that pussies should be shaven, these people are idiots whose only experience of sex is lame pornography, made by people who think that women can only appeal to men if they look like a cross between a blow up doll and a transvestite. Rappers for example cannot cope with what a mature woman should actually look like naked.
Sir Angus Carlyle: By gad what is that silly juvenile in the hat doing?
Lady Maude Carlyle: Why he is vomiting profusely.
Sir Angus Carlyle: Why so?
Lady Maude Carlyle: Methinks he has been offered sex from a real woman and this silly fuckwit saw a bush and has Hairy Pussy Disorder.
Sir Angus Carlyle: Stupid Cunt
Lady Maude Carlyle: Why he is vomiting profusely.
Sir Angus Carlyle: Why so?
Lady Maude Carlyle: Methinks he has been offered sex from a real woman and this silly fuckwit saw a bush and has Hairy Pussy Disorder.
Sir Angus Carlyle: Stupid Cunt
by Mrs Apollo Moon Lander April 29, 2011
Get the Hairy Pussy Disordermug. When your homie keeps asking you to play fortnite and you can clearly tell he got no sleep last night because he was playing fortnite all night. Basicaly some who is just too adicted to fortnite and now always imagines hes playing fortnite in real life
John: Hey Frank you wanna play some fort tonight?
Frank: I gotta do homework tonight besides ive played with you every other day this week
John: WATCH OUT THERE SHOOTING AT US!
Frank: OH SHIT IS IT THE SCHOOL SHOOTERS?!
John: No its just those two gay kids who tried to take me on with their scars but im too good at fortnite for them
Frank: Oh of course, i forgot you have Fortnite Chromozonal Disorder
Frank: I gotta do homework tonight besides ive played with you every other day this week
John: WATCH OUT THERE SHOOTING AT US!
Frank: OH SHIT IS IT THE SCHOOL SHOOTERS?!
John: No its just those two gay kids who tried to take me on with their scars but im too good at fortnite for them
Frank: Oh of course, i forgot you have Fortnite Chromozonal Disorder
by TheGayestKidOutThere February 25, 2018
Get the Fortnite Chromozonal Disordermug. A psychiatric medical condition in which a person is repulsed by working or being employed. As a result, s/he makes excuses to avoid working for a living.
One with Work Aversion Disorder (WAD) may appear to be lazy, immature, irresponsible, or to have a poor work ethic, but that is not the case. S/he is actually psychologically unable to seek or perform employment. Most of these people are able to do work-like activities outside of the context of employment.
Work Aversion Disorder is caused by various mental illnesses, including anxiety disorder (like agoraphobia or panic disorders), depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder, or post-traumatic stress disorder.
People with Work Aversion Disorder usually do not admit they have work aversion, but make excuses not to work, such as physical illness, external obstacles, religious beliefs, or non-paying obligations in their lives, and often turn to extreme measures to obtain money needed such as draining savings, getting into debt, looking for easy money, begging, gambling, or in the worst cases, illegal activity.
It is common for people with Work Aversion Disorder to lose friends, marriages to dissolve, and family members to disown victims.
It is estimated that about 1-2% of the population worldwide has Work Aversion Disorder. The rate is equal in all countries, races, cultures, and genders, though it only has been recognized as a disorder since the 1980s, in most cases, it goes unnoticed.
One with Work Aversion Disorder (WAD) may appear to be lazy, immature, irresponsible, or to have a poor work ethic, but that is not the case. S/he is actually psychologically unable to seek or perform employment. Most of these people are able to do work-like activities outside of the context of employment.
Work Aversion Disorder is caused by various mental illnesses, including anxiety disorder (like agoraphobia or panic disorders), depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder, or post-traumatic stress disorder.
People with Work Aversion Disorder usually do not admit they have work aversion, but make excuses not to work, such as physical illness, external obstacles, religious beliefs, or non-paying obligations in their lives, and often turn to extreme measures to obtain money needed such as draining savings, getting into debt, looking for easy money, begging, gambling, or in the worst cases, illegal activity.
It is common for people with Work Aversion Disorder to lose friends, marriages to dissolve, and family members to disown victims.
It is estimated that about 1-2% of the population worldwide has Work Aversion Disorder. The rate is equal in all countries, races, cultures, and genders, though it only has been recognized as a disorder since the 1980s, in most cases, it goes unnoticed.
My son has Work Aversion Disorder. He once had a full-time job and was fully self-supporting, but now he doesn't work at all. He is behind on all his bills, his house is in foreclosure, and his car was recently repossessed.
At first, I was telling him to go out and get a job. I then realized that would not solve the problem. He really needs help. He has an illness, and he needs to be treated.
At first, I was telling him to go out and get a job. I then realized that would not solve the problem. He really needs help. He has an illness, and he needs to be treated.
by Bed time May 2, 2010
Get the Work Aversion Disordermug. The severe, frequently reacurring of being a dick. Makes personal attacks verbally, wants to control all situations no matter what situations they are. Makes a girl feel as if she isnt worth respecting, like she has ducked up so badly that she doesnt deserve any respect what so ever. EVEN THOUGH SHE DESERVES THE HIGHEST FORM OF RESPECT SINCE SHE HAD TO DEAL WITH HIM FOR SO LONG. He always has something rude to say, and he always starts a fight. A guy who deserves a foot up his ass to the point where he will taste toes for the next 2 or more months. Doubts everything. The biggest douche bag on the face of the planet.
by This is for my baby boo April 8, 2010
Get the Chronic Asshole Disordermug. When you have a dick so far up your ass that it hits your brain and causes an arrogant mindset in which you can never be wrong. Commonly seen in people who have failed in some area repeatedly, such as school, dating, etc...
Joe: "Wow, Tim has been really cocky and arrogant lately. What's his deal?"
Blake: "I think he has Narcissistic Dick Disorder."
Blake: "I think he has Narcissistic Dick Disorder."
by MLGPingu September 1, 2015
Get the Narcissistic Dick Disordermug. Characterized by his hero worshipping of Donald Trump, along with their idealism that their idol can do nothing wrong.
When confronted their disorder manifests into petty insults towards anyone who questions their idol.
They believe this type of demoralization helps justify their stance.
When confronted their disorder manifests into petty insults towards anyone who questions their idol.
They believe this type of demoralization helps justify their stance.
Jack: Trump is screwing shit up some more.
Bill: No he isn't. He has all the best moves. You don't understand he is playing 3d chess. You leftist are pathetic and just hate him.
Jack: Did you actually read the article... here to blindly defend Trump again? Suffering from Tripple D, Donny Derangement Disorder.
Bill: No he isn't. He has all the best moves. You don't understand he is playing 3d chess. You leftist are pathetic and just hate him.
Jack: Did you actually read the article... here to blindly defend Trump again? Suffering from Tripple D, Donny Derangement Disorder.
by Brash Chaos May 20, 2019
Get the Donny Derangement Disordermug.