Discord

a place where losers and fat asses hang out

hey im going to go on discord to hang with my fat friends

by mr poopy pants122 March 8, 2021

Discordianism

1) The belief that Discord is more superior over other instant messaging platforms (e.g. Telegram, Whatsapp).

2) (Plural) Slang and colloquialisms unique to discord servers.

1) Many YTers and twitch streamers who need to create an elaborate community for their followers often swear by Discordianism.

2) Discordianisms were exchanged in another platform and only those who use discord could understand.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 18, 2021

Discord

A site or app to perform chatting or calling,
adding friends with codes such as mine : Atef#5063

do you have discord?

by Woowee_boi December 13, 2021

discord moderator

a fatass that bans people who post memes in general

discord moderator: you are banned for breaking rule 4 that is posting memes in general
me: wtf. you can't ban me fatass

by nylonthingy January 8, 2022

Discord

A chat app full of weebs, racists, gays, pedophiles, and more. Imagine the U.S but in a chat app.

Neckbeard: I'm gonna groom some children on discord.
His bodypillow: UwU Oni-Chan~

by packtober April 14, 2022

discord mod

a no life pedo who has an OCD in abusing his powers

Day in the life of a discord mod

5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed

meanwhile:

boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?

person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)

22 years later

Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420

How to get into a Discord Mod's Account

You can't.

by Empress Kristi April 29, 2022

Discordian

You spend money on discord nitro for your kitten, you do nothing but spend your days on discord, you have e-sex with your discord kittens, welcome to the discordian life, my friend.

Friend-“Discord sucks, only fatass losers go on that shit”

Me (who is a part of that Discordian life)- *grabs gun*

by Got2BCoolest May 29, 2022