by iloveanimemen32 March 16, 2021

Type of man who I find attractive because they compensate for the lack of a father figure throughout my life.
Also I love big hot man tiddies. #slay
Also I love big hot man tiddies. #slay
“Oh man look at that dilf’s massive honkers, those are some voluptuous boobies indeed. I sure hope they don’t fall directly into my face. That would just be awful.”
by iheartdilfs😩 December 13, 2021

person. 1: I may be a lesbian but mads mikkelsen
person 2: who?
person 1: mads mikkelsen. le chiffre from casino royale, nigel from the necessary death of charlie country man, and my personal favorite, hannibal lecter from hannibal (nbc)
person 2: oh, yeah I know him. what a dilf
person 2: who?
person 1: mads mikkelsen. le chiffre from casino royale, nigel from the necessary death of charlie country man, and my personal favorite, hannibal lecter from hannibal (nbc)
person 2: oh, yeah I know him. what a dilf
by dykeexcpetformadsmikkelsen April 29, 2021

Person A: Who’s the best dilf to ever exist on this planet?
Person B: Michael Sheen DEFINITELY! Have you seen his THIGHS? and his ASS? and his MAN TIDDIES!!!!!! amazing. showstopping. beautiful.
Person B: Michael Sheen DEFINITELY! Have you seen his THIGHS? and his ASS? and his MAN TIDDIES!!!!!! amazing. showstopping. beautiful.
by greatpretcnder November 13, 2020

by Skybluehoodie January 2, 2022
