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deuce-dialing

Talking on your cell, or texting whilst taking a dump. Then after finishing said dump, taking a picture of your poop with the cell and sending it to the friend you were texting/speaking to. Note: contrary to what many believe, deuce-dialing is not merely the act of talking/texting while pooping, but taking and sending a picture of the aftermath. No picture and you're merely having a conversation while you poop, not deuce-dialing.
You are talking to your friend while taking a dump. After the end of the conversation, you hang up, take a photo of the crap, and send it along to him/her. Congratulations, you're "deuce-dialing".
by BigBlanket June 13, 2011
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fat finger dialing

A telephone scam in which a company sets up a toll number that is one digit different than a popular number, so that the company earns money when customers accidentally mis-dial the legitimate number; mis-dialing a phone number in this manner.
"Shit, man -- I dialed 1-800-COILECT last night and totally got scammed."
"Dude, you need to stop fat finger dialing."
by thedruproject January 27, 2007
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Twist the Dial

to talk or converse; to enjoy a social chat
Michelle and Monika twist the dial on a daily basis after third period.
by HC123 March 20, 2010
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dialled

kinda like what the other guy put, but in bmx, someone dials something in, ie building a wheel, they are dialling it in, it becomes dialled, same with tricks. can also be used for just about anything
"so you met that girl last night?" "yeah, i dialled her in"

"damn, jakes got that html thing on myspace dialled" "thats because he nibbles it far too much"

"tweaker steves got that line at the trails dialled"
by cellardoor4130 May 26, 2005
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dialogue

The conversations that you have with someone after you have known them FOREVER, and have absolutly NOTHING left to talk about. "Conversations" imply two way, thoughtful, communication. "Dialogue" could be spouted out by a parot and be the same.
by me October 31, 2003
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butt dialed

This phrase is commonly used by females who keep their phones in their back pockets (as most females do) and accidentally call someone in their recent calls or speed dial. The recipient of the call may experience distinct sounds caused by flatulence and/or hear lengthy conversations that should not have been heard.
Girl 1: Hey Liz did you call me this morning?
Girl 2: Not that I recall, must have butt dialed you.
by Cl0wn June 16, 2011
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digad

digad that that really happened
by americanidiot2f August 29, 2008
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