Vin Diesel

A man that shelters his homosexual erotic desires so well in the shadows of hollywood he can openly torture heterosexual men by portraying a pea eyed turkey neck goblin, capible of snatching your girl right out from underneath you.

Dont be such a Vin Diesel, save some pussy for the rest of us.

Do you like woman or do you just Vin Diesel?

by jayrock888 April 17, 2019

Diesel Dyke

A woman who is lesbian, usually found with short hair and big muscles

Gym Coaches are diesel dykes.

by AdingtonWitter August 3, 2003

Diesel Dick

When a mechanic's penis gets grease all over it from pissing numerous times throughout the work day without washing his hands.

Jared had a diesel dick again today.

by Skank_Bacon July 19, 2018

Diesel Man

He comes while you are unconcious after tieing one on and pours diesel fuel down your throat.

(upon waking) Oh god, the Diesel Man has been.

by zenrat August 6, 2010

Diesel Meister

Common misspelling of Deisel Meister.

He got points taken off his paper because he spelled Deisel Meister "Diesel Meister".

by Britton T. February 6, 2007

Diesel Douche

A post-pubescent rural male that shows their plumage through an overly modified diesel pickup; his father was generally a man that had an IROC in the 1980s

Dan has a lifted F250 diesel with modified injectors that "rolls coal", when he does gratuitous burnouts in front of people's houses, the world, and any female he was contemplating copulating with, thinks of him as a diesel douche.

by AlbanianCocksman September 19, 2019

Bud Diesel

Rednex hipsters from Canada refer to Budwieser as bud diesel as an attempt to cover up their blatent asexual nature.

You hear that incel canuck order a bud diesel? I bet he's a power bottom. Get me a Whiskey will you?

by DirtyIke April 19, 2023