ace deuce

i live in ace deuce bitch
by alex gooding January 06, 2006
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deuce-flames

heated lumps of fiery shits
oh man, he's shooting deuce-flames out of his ass
by Serrant May 13, 2008
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Deuce Chamber

The toilet designated for all poops to take place.
Hey man don't shit in that toilet use the downstairs deuce chamber.
by scottyman4us August 30, 2011
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Seven Deuce

The worst hand in the game of taxes holdem poker.
Me: I Fold...

Jerry: You couldn't even call my blind?

Me: Yeah i git dealt seven deuce off suit
by JJMacAttack April 14, 2017
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Mongo Deuce

1. (Noun) An absolutely massive shit.
2. (Verb) The act of taking a mongo deuce.
1. Yo Chad, I can feel a mongo deuce coming. It’s tearing up my insides.
2. I just mongo deuced in that bathroom. You shouldn’t go in there for a while.
by Hatman6659 January 03, 2019
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Deuce Bandit

An individual who anonymously sneaks into a public or workplace restroom, drops a massive shit in the toilet and exits the restroom unnoticed without flushing. Leaving the disaster for the next person to discover.
I went into the McDonald's restroom and discovered that a Deuce Bandit had struck the only available stall so I had to hold it until I got home.
by motorcycle98 August 16, 2020
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deuce oven

1. Closing the door after dropping a deuce in order to keep the stank in for the next person.

2. Pulling the covers over your partners head after accidentally dropping a deuce in bed.
1. Some asshole left me a deuce oven in the staff washroom. I almost passed out from that stank!

2. I'll be back in a few minutes ladies. I'm gonna go make you a deuce oven.

3. That deuce oven was so hot you could bake cookies in there!

4. Smell this Bitch! DEUCE OVEN!
by deuce master April 14, 2014
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