desperado

A desperado is a female that meets all of these characteristics...
-low self esteem
-poor social skills
-desperate want for male affection

and usually these characteristics...
-decent looking
-high sex drive
-few close friends

but most imporatantly, a female is not a desperado unless she...
-hooks up with, fucks, or dates general tools, losers, weirdos, abusive men, assclowns, pizza faces, disproportionally younger men, disproportionally older men, men who speak a language that the desperado can't understand, comic book/anime nerds, etc...

Guy 1 "dude remember that kid back in high school that worked at 7-Eleven?"

Guy 2 "which one?"

Guy 1 "you know, the dude with the really bad acne problem, he wore that wrestlemania t-shirt every other day, smelled awful..."

Guy 2 "oh yeah that weird kid, whats his name... um, Eugene. what about him?"

Guy 1 "I saw him the other day with some really hot chick, I guess they're going out now"

Guy 2 "wow, did he change at all?"

Guy 1 "nope, same old dirty ass Eugene"

Guy 2 "wow, that girl's a desperado"

by Fuck Will Smith... I Am Legend February 2, 2008

despacito

This song teaches you how they do shit in Puerto Rico

Don't listen to him, he ain't knowing how we despacito down here.

by Slojoe May 5, 2018

despacit

An english word that is about b re a th i ng that spanish peeple put O at the end of to make b r eat h more spanish Mexican word. I am not high.

>doods despacit is a bad<
despacit = breathing
"Dam he's despaciting heavily"
"fuc dood call amboolance"

by chewingonDaritos July 9, 2018

despacidont

Despacidont is a word you hear when you mention,play or somehow involve despacito too much.When someone says despacidont,they want you to stop doing said action involving despacito.

Xetral_Ghik:*Plays Despacito*

Ted:Despacidont.

by Xetral_Ghik September 9, 2018

desperado

a very sore butthole which may possibly be inflicted with a case of hemmmoroids. this may cause excessive pain. possible signs are: bloody butthole, excessive complaining, soreness, and restlessness

"you guys, desperado is killing me."

by wenis penis January 19, 2010

deppy

my girlfriend or a sexy bitch.

damn dude, check out that deppy at the bar.

by H. B. williamface August 7, 2009

Derpy

Uncontrollably horny female with a hunger for dick, ready to take it in any hole at anytime.

Did you see that girl brought a 12 pack of condoms with her to the party? "Yea she's real derpy"

by Terez Slowens November 24, 2015