Deck Jewellery

A person or persons sitting on the deck of a sailing yacht making no useful contribution to the running of the boat.

"She's just Deck Jewellery sitting up there."

by BinoMan June 2, 2010

Deck of Cards

When a woman has a nice set of breasts and a nice butt

Man, that woman has a nice deck of cards

by theCapriSunNun July 4, 2023

Tonsils On Deck

Having good dick sucking skills. No need to show off boobs or ass. Cause your tonsils are magical.

Amber Rose said Tonsils On Deck. Ready to go!

by Cocopuffsup November 9, 2014

deck of aces

A group of aces (asexual people)

Oh I can’t come, I’m going with my deck of aces

by Theaceone May 8, 2019

Spawner Deck

Used by assholes who have no real skill in the game of Clash Royale. Makes use of cheap card that deploy as many troops as possible. They do not win towers but make games last until the end so they win by damage. People like this usually smell like shit and can be found scraping gamer gunk out of their varied orifices. They also will brag about all the money they’ve spent on various mobile games.

Get a load of this asshole. He is such a pussy that he’s using a Spawner Deck.

by The Scarlet L June 26, 2021

deck dresser

A girl who uses a photo of herself in a dress on a deck or porch as her profile photo on social media. Sometimes carries an implication of blandness or “basic.”

Brad: “Hey, a girl just messaged me on Facebook!”
Chad: “Yeah she’s cute but she’s a total deck dresser.”

by Maloons July 29, 2020

man the deck

A die hard collective of men that locally seek out the best food establishments for minimal money. This follows the following day with commentary of the bowel movements. Through an invite only exclusive what's app group they share their thoughts and opinions on the world without fear that someone will be offended.

Poor attendance has risked past members being temporary removed, however some are oblivious to their postings being hilarious, subsequently they are reinstated for being idiotic, even though their attendance to the food evenings is poor and with no reason.

Man the deck
What deck?

The poop deck

Delayed reaction all, stuck in a shit storm here... mtd discussions resumed..

Mtd. Meaning man the deck

by The man of the deck March 11, 2017