EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

What someone says when they don't get to eat ice cream sandwich

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE ICE CREAM SANDWICH

by me.me("me") June 1, 2022

Collateral Damage

When one intentionally farts on another person intending on only harming them, but other people in the room suffer from the foul flatulence.

gassy friend: Hey Mark! Take this!
(farts on Mark)
Mark: eeeew!
John: oh no! Collateral damage!

by Mandalore96 November 6, 2010

dadman

kind of like the scatman except no scatting. a lot of dadding though so BE CAREFUL!

I'm a DadMan! Weeee bu bu bada bo

by baz January 20, 2005

inside out albino mushroom dalmation

Similar to an inside out mushroom dalmation, but the sperm is blown onto a white article of clothing, giving the albino dalmation effect. Must be performed while high on pot.

"I finally talked Jill into letting me give her an inside out albino mushroom dalmation on her favorite white sweater.....damn we were so baked!!"

by WolfManRawd February 24, 2010

damage cuntrol

When husbands rush to cover for a wife's embarassing behaviour -during a PMS bout for example- in a party or at the mall by apologizing profusely to everyone present and sheepishly picking up after the mess she leaves behind.

Paul: Hey Jim, is that your wife picking up the FootLocker guy by the nose-ring and hitting him with a running shoe on the head?
Jim (shooting towards the store): Damage cuntrol, damage cuntrol...

by yoova October 7, 2006

Damage

Word used in lieu of the common curse phrase, "Damn it." In reference to Danity Kane's classic anthem, "Damaged."

"I lost my cell phone last night, damage!"

by MollyHannahJamieNatalie December 27, 2009

damaged goods

Someone who is now undateable or not attractive because of past or current circumstances, but would otherwise be attractive.

Someone who has ruined their career because of at least one exposed mistake that has permanently changed their reputation and/or credibility.

Becky is damaged goods after she had John's baby in high school. Nobody wants to date her.

Michelle's fine but she got a train ran on her at that party. I wouldn't fuck anymore. She's damaged goods.

Sam has 4 kids by 4 different women, even though he's handsome, he's damaged goods.

Andre was offered a scholarship to University of Florida for basketball, but he was caught stealing, so he had his scholarship revoked and is damaged goods.

by John Claude di Ronaldi September 22, 2014