dad 

A person who makes bad dad jokes

Wow holden that was a real dad joke u dweeb

dad by toe freak September 10, 2019

Dad 

The man that yells at you to hold the flashlight

Dad: Hold the fucking flashlight you spawn

Dad by Carne_Fresca September 12, 2019

Dad 

That one person that went to get milk but never came home.

Alright son I need to go to the store and get some milk be RIGHT back.The son”Ok Dad.

Dad by Hithere65 September 24, 2019

Dad 

That one person that went to the store to get some milk bet never came back with milk.

Dad went to go get milk

Dad by Hithere65 September 24, 2019

dad 

gone

my dad is gone

dad by lilabortion September 25, 2019

dad 

gon

dad went to get milk

dad by dad destroyer September 25, 2019

dad 

dad
someone who raped 15 different women in 15 different months

my dad is a special person

dad by gagadad October 3, 2019