Domestically horny

The feeling when you get a new cleaning product, or appliance, and the urge to use it overtakes your mind body and soul

I saved up my washing because I knew when the tumble dryer arrived I would be domestically horny

by Lizziebopeep November 11, 2025

Domestic Adventurism

Domestic Adventurism (noun): The strategic deployment of national militarized forces within a nation’s own territory, where the primary intent is to provoke escalation, civilian resistance to gain emergency powers, create propaganda, institutional or personal aggrandizement, or demonstrate impunity rather than the stated reason for the operations.

Origin: Coined in 2025 in response to militarized federal operations in American cities.

The deployment of federal forces in the South Shore neighborhood of Chicago was a clear act of Domestic Adventurism, designed to provoke a confrontation and justify the expansion of federal power, rather than to ensure public safety.

by FluidHistory November 19, 2025

cultive domesticity

a cult of women who stay at home all day cooking, cleaning, and making sandwiches.

Go join the cultive domesticity and make me a sandwich.

by Miss Kohl Nolan November 11, 2010

Virtual domestic violence

Domestic violence between two people that aren't in the same house.

Cases of virtual domestic violence were on the rise since the coronavirus started, and guys were now virtually beating the shit out of their imaginary wives/imaginary lovers. Americans are not already worried enough about the wrong kind of shit, they need more of it to worry about, like virtual domestic violence.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

Slantis Domesticus

Americanized Phillipino or anyone with slanted eyes.

What is that Slantis Domesticus over there eating? Milkfish!!!!

by anonymous May 4, 2021

Alien Domestication

The process by which humans selectively breed, genetically modify, or behaviorally train extraterrestrial organisms for utility, companionship, or agricultural purposes. It's the extension of the ancient human-animal partnership to the stars. This could involve tailoring a fast-breeding, methane-processing Martian "moss" to produce breathable air, or taming a hexapedal, docile grazer to serve as a beast of burden on a low-gravity world. It's making the alien useful and familiar, blurring the line between foreign life and a resource.

Example: In the Frontiers Saga, settlers on a new planet selectively breeding the native "Grunts" for their nutritious milk and sturdy hides is Alien Domestication. On a microbial level, it could involve culturing extremophile bacteria from Europa to use as living filters in a water reclamation plant.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

20 IQ Domesticated Turkey

The term is use to describe people with 20 IQ and a range of conditions characterized by challenges with social skills, repetitive behaviors, speech and nonverbal communication. The term is commonly use to describe Andrew Lin and Winson Dong because of their very low IQ and their autistic behaviors. They are also known for their toxic tennis and ping pong plays. Winson is most famously known for being very bad in league, every game he will run it down mid. Thank god that Raymond is doing his 200 IQ plays and carry Winson ,boosted ass 20 IQ ape that haven't gone through evolution, to victory. In addition Andrew is known for his cringy moms jokes and his small feet. Ladies you know what that means. Finally will Winson ever not throw a gutter in bowling.

"Hey DUde YoUR mOM iS gAY" said Andrew in a very autistic voice. "Well shut up you 20 IQ domesticated turkey." said Raymond in a very manly voice.

by 20 IQ domesticated turkey August 3, 2018