As If You Do

Used to acknowledge a stupid act or if someone says something rediculous or unbelievable.

Jayd: omg wayne just got back with that mong!
Kayleigh: i knoo, as if you do man..what an idiot.
Jayd: aha yeahh

by Jayleigh February 02, 2008

derring-do

"Daring to do" actions that display heroic courage.

History tells of many brave warriors and tales of derring-do.

by talk2me-JCH2 August 31, 2022

Doing a Zane

"Doing a Zane" popularized during the hyphy movement in the Bay Area, is when the driver of a car floors the engine off of an edge (preferably a cliff) and crashes.

Ayo im finna do a Zane at this next corner.

Bro he hardbody for Doing a Zane.

He did not just Do a Zane without a car!

by jakington October 07, 2020

doing a fretter

A state of intoxication that far surpasses shitfaced, blotto, paralytic, slaughtered, sloshed, legless, and plastered.

Often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. This often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the person may have and a complete and utter loss of any shred of dignity.

#Vombie

Example 1

Man: I’ve just been pumped, so I'm getting shitfaced on the way home.
Wife: Oh dear don’t you be doing a fretter.
Man: PARSNIPS!

Example 2

Man: (makes random barfing sounds)

by gekkoplatipus December 22, 2016

Doing the Pablo

when you humping a pillow

I saw my brother humping that pillow and knew he was really doing the pablo

by Reddict January 10, 2022

Doing a Daniel

Posting a status on Facebook, then replying with multiple comments before anyone else has responded - i.e. having a conversation with yourself.

Doing a Daniel:

Daniel: Feeling happy today.

Daniel: Although I'm kind of sleepy.

Daniel: Might have a nap.

Daniel: Thanks for reading.

Daniel: That is all.

by Ryme November 12, 2011

Doing a Theresa

The sexual practice of fucking the police up the ass while taking a dump on the prison system.

The Prime minister of England is "Doing a Theresa" again.

by D. Grey March 29, 2019