dicking

The new 'Happy Slapping'
Randomly thrust you genital area into the victims body.
The best areas to 'dick' someone are in the face, ear, behind and legs.

im dicking dean right now

Dick him!

by Dan is mr cool March 15, 2007

Double Dicking

Double dicking is the action of two straight males taking a phallic object, placing it against their genitals and humping it, symbolizing the insertion of their penis into the partners penis. Because this is impossible, double dicking acts as a vessel for these sexual urges.

Double dicking is known as the ultimate male-male sexual experience.

Cassius: Hey Ip, tryna' do some double dicking?
Ip-Man: Hell yeah, grab the body pillow.

by The Drue September 18, 2012

Dirty dicking

intentionally giving someone an STD

I met this one annoying bitch on spring break so I started dirty dicking her so she would stop being a bitch. Now she got AIDs

by t_hoops237 July 28, 2015

Long Dicking

When the incoming ECC bends you over and gives you every inch of that long dick.

Josh, I can't believe he's long dicking you again.

by Posa September 24, 2015

dicking dick

A phrase to describe a person who likes to be an asshole

You are such a dicking dick! Donald Trump is such a dicking dick.

by Fartknocker5000 July 7, 2017

Dicking

Wearing a strap on over your pants in a public place. While you stand there in silence staring strangers dead in the eyes, with the straightest face possible.

Dicking is the new Planking.

I went Dicking at the mall, babies r us, and the gas station all in one day. I also took some pictures to post on facebook to show them Planking idiots what real fun is.

by BenTennison July 12, 2011

Dicking

To be beaten heavily in any sporting event, or the same as happened to the French in WW2. In the game of football (soccer), to have more eight or more goals scored against your team during a single match. To be dicked by the opposition in a game.

"We just took a dicking from Manchester United" - Arsenal fans, 2011. "Oooh Leeds just got dicked!" - news watcher, 2011.
"France took another dicking on the battlefield" - pre-history to present day.

by mrenigmar September 20, 2011