Danesia

Danesia refers to the loss of memories, specifically conversations. The sufferer is typically unable to recall a conversation they have had with you in the past and will proceed to tell you a story you’ve already heard. Sufferers will also ignore cues by listeners suggesting that they have engaged in this conversation already. Danesia is incredibly rare. It was first discovered in 1995 in Melbourne, Australia with only 1 known case. Epidemiologist are still studying it’s risk patterns. There are no known causes rather a mix of environment factors.

“A new Beatles documentary just came out”
“Yeah I know, spoke to Dan and his Danesia was in full force”

by Walkthelines January 5, 2022

daves van

daves van is a van in churchy that sells heavy biffs to underage children also sells pretty nice sweeties x

let’s go daves van for some proper delicious ciggies x

by davesdaddy March 15, 2022

Dates gone mild

1. When the events of the day have turned from sizzling to mild.

2. When your dating partner doesn't vibe right

1. After the gym I messaged my booty call and she came over; therefore my dates has gone mild.

2. My dates gone mild when the booty call had an important meeting to attend to, so we didn't have time for round two.

3. That broad shared her onlyfans with me, it's safe to say my dates gone mild.

by RobbinRich May 3, 2022

DaeShuan

A gay faggot who puts objects in his ass and fucks his dad

Has Daeshuan fucked your dad yet bill?

Nah not yet ima join him

by John London June 15, 2022

Damestruction

when a man called Damien drives a pick up truck but crashes it all the time

this van has been drove to damestruction

by BrianBrains August 11, 2022

davesporttrash

That one Instagram artist that's page is full of davesport.

"Hey do you know davesporttrash?"

"That one Instagram artist that doesn't shut up about davesport?"

by Jack Trash August 18, 2022

Dages

A unit of time expressed as longer than what is actually accurate; an exaggeration of the amount of time that has passed between the last occurrence.

Used in lieu of the word “ages”.

Maya: “It has been dages since the last time I’ve had a gummy or two”

Pat: “As I recall, you had three last week, and passed out on my couch.”

Maya: “I said dages…maybe just one today”

by New Edina Bailey January 19, 2023