clustomer

A difficult customer; one whose actions or reactions to price, organization or just reality in general makes planning and execution infuriatingly difficult. That is, a cluster-fuck generating client. Also most interior decorators.

We could have done this six-week remodel in two weeks if we'd had a regular guy instead of this friggin' clustomer.

Massive cleanup on Aisle 6 -- clustomer at work!

by masta grammastafarian February 28, 2013

customer service manager

A purveyor of illicit substances (drug dealer).

Our customer service manager just brought in a cake and some ice cream

by Phil189 October 11, 2005

customary

your mom

guess who i banged last night customary

by Lacombe nigga May 8, 2018

CustomGT

Ku-Stum-Gee-Tee

modified, original, neat, "cool", a reference to your monetary statute (see "baller")

damn, pauly's drop top vert on 18" 3 peice sabers in the wrong bolt pattern really is CUSTOM GT

by Kyle Legere December 9, 2003

custodial

The last hit on a bowl of marijuana.

You can have the custodial, but you'll have to load a fresh one.

by BringTheBandalore November 8, 2015

customizecrazyisis

the new and medically legit term ending in "isis" used to describe people who are crazy about customizing their house.

My friend is moving because his dad has customizecrazyisis and needs a new house to customize.

by daylans mom February 3, 2010

custodial care

industrial clean-up after after supremly messy evacuation, what is done to your mama at the nursing home, what janitor or 'sanitation engineer' does...

ah blowed me a big flop, now i need custodial care!!
my poor dead, grandma needed a lot of custodial care
this dung is going to require custodial care

by michael foolsley November 29, 2009