Zektupliatev curse

The Zektupliatev Curse is a sub-section of the Ekto curse family. Once infected, cascading effects of evil with ensue. It is a very potent and effective curse.

You have now been infected with the zektupliatev curse. I soo would not want to be u rn.

by Curseknlwer September 11, 2021

Generational Curses

Kartel Stunt from Dallas Texas describes Generational Curses as Negative cycles that pass down from Generations to next Generation

My dad taught me how to sell drugs generational curses

by Kartel Stunt December 5, 2022

The Priddy Curse

Any words that come out of Ben Priddy's facehole are automatically attached with a curse that jinks the subject, in turn, producing the opposite outcome.

A week before this year's NBA Finals, Ben Priddy said: I, Ben Priddy, declare and guarantee that the Celtics will win the NBA Championship in 2010 ... (with this statement, he unleashed The Priddy Curse upon the Celtics and guaranteed victory for the Lakers)

by digitalpimpx13 June 27, 2010

workingman's curse

It is a condition that causes one to wake up before the alarm clock 7 days a week regardless if one has to work that day or not.
Cure:
Retirement.

I've been working for 8 hours/ 5 days a week for so long my internal clock has gotten the workingman's curse. I go out and party late Friday and Saturday and I still wake at 6:30 am on Saturday and Sunday, just like M-F.

by Sleepyheads May 19, 2014

the cunt curse

The cunt curse is when you call someone a cunt and they die the next day. Mostly used as a form of jinx, not intended for the death. Involves more than one person.

"You remind me of Hannah"
"Hannahs a fucking cunt"
*Hannah will die within a week after due to the cunt curse*

by I am a jinx January 2, 2017

The Collins Curse

when everyone you date turns gay.

Guy1: Hey lance how are you?
Guy2: My girl broke up with me for a woman
Guy1: You have the Collins curse!

by /r/AyyMD - Kekmaster97 June 9, 2018

Lifter's curse

The lifter's curse goes as is " Those who are able to pull heavy weights will be cursed to never be able to pull women so long as they continue to lift heavy weights"

Dude... I think Daniel has the lifter's curse, he's been single for way too long and hits way too many PRs

by Lifter's Emporium Keeper May 22, 2022