Cumpaccino

When you make your partner a coffee, but jerk your load of cum into the coffee cup first, before filling the cup with coffee

Girl "This coffee is really nice - what type is it"
Boy "it's a special Cumpaccino"
Girl "Thanks"

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml May 13, 2019

Cummy Honey

When you piss some point after ejucalating and the mixture of cum and urine make a stringy and golden mixture, similar to honey

“Have you ever given your girl a cummy honey? She’ll probably like it more than putting real honey on food.”

by tigertail13 April 16, 2019

cumplain shake

A thick creamy bitter Sweet medicinal mixture of freshly squeezed breast milk and ejaculated semen, which is then blended together and stored at room temperature until it sours, that has been proven to stop chronic complaining by inducing vomiting followed by hysterical laughter. It can be taken orally or used as a skin cream.

Side effects may include frequent urination, vomiting, highly contagious rashes, itchy skin lesions, blindness or blurred vision if it makes direct contact with the eyes, and pregnancy if misused as a vaginal suppository.

The lines for the complaint departments have become so backed up we've had to switch from sympathizing or trying to resolve issues, to administering large doses of a cumplain shake.

by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019

cump

Shortened length for Cum Dumpster. A cump.

Kiki gets pumped day in day out by men for desperate validation. What a cump.

by /biz/4444 January 8, 2020

cumphrey

cumphrey has so much drip and gets all the bussys wet

cum+humphrey(also someone with massive drip)=cumphrey

by divinerat January 29, 2020

cummy diaper

When a person who wears a diaper orgasms in a diaper and leaves it on for awhile.

Victoria told me she had a dream where she made a cummy diaper and enjoyed it.

Jesse ,who wets the bed sometimes, wakes up in a cummy diaper a lot apparently

by Onlyme4you May 11, 2020

Cuepy

Creepy and cute at the same time. (word invented by Moriah Elizabeth)

"It's definitely cute, but it's also definitely creepy. And I like that. It's creepy-cute. It's cuepy!

by d e f i n i t e December 18, 2020