crying shame

A sarcastic response given to others when informed of a trajedy to persons that you have no connection to.

Chick: "Hey, did you hear? A train derailed killing lots of people in India."
Dude: "Really, tell me more."
Chick: "Well, the news said some people survived."
Dude: "Crying shame."

by jsd9632 December 30, 2012

crying around

When you are moping to anyone who will listen to you; hungry for sympathy, having a self-indulgent pity party.

Brendon keeps crying around about his bitch.

by BonnieParker November 15, 2017

crysis

A situation --- usually just an unavoidable "fact of life", often involving only minor inconvenience/discomfort --- that prompts one or more "fragile" or "spoiled brat" attendees to have a major tearful meltdown.

Being expected to follow basic school-policy rules is a common and generally-accepted part of public education, but Ethan Couch --- and by extension, his head-in-the-clouds parents --- considered it a major crysis whenever he and the school didn't see eye-to-eye on anything.

by QuacksO October 8, 2018

crying conference

When you hide somewhere like the bathroom to cry, meet someone else who is crying, and you both talk about what you're crying over.

Yesterday I ran to the bathroom to cry after I found out about the fight, and I accidentally joined an already in-session crying conference.

by That Subpar Nerd September 13, 2019

Cryving

When you’re having a mental breakdown but you’re pretty sure it’s going better than before

My best friend was talking to me about how much she loved her boyfriend while cryving her eyes out!

by Fuckheadmacgee March 8, 2020

Crying ass nigga

a negga thats too sensitive and crys for sympathy. a weak bitch

“Barlow got reject by 10 hoes yesterday and only leaves the house for tissues. What a crying ass nigga”

by lawquizox September 29, 2020

Crying my guts out

Crying on the inside

Bruh, the depression has got so bad, I've been crying my guts out recently

by Oeuf_the_Egg April 2, 2021